Recap of Shabooty’s Twitter+Myspace Picture Captions AKA My Asshole Pic Comments/Tweets Of The Night!

It’s weird when a chick is in a conservative dress, in a liberal pose.

REST AFTER JUMP!

Is it just me or does this chick look like Rhianna?

Did you know you have sanpaku?

Hey, nice church hat =)

@reneeruin aka I’d bang? LOLz.

Walter Cronkite is dead, but Shabooty Crunktite is alive, folks!

Loooking at pr0n on Myspace is so silly!

Damn, this chick has some legs for light years!

I love your I’m not a whore shirt.

Don’t you hate when you meant to ask a chick if she’s bi, only to remember a couple hours later?

Am I the only one that thinks its audacious for a model chick to have a pay section of her site that doesn’t include nudes?

If a pr0n star on twitter already has 7000 followers (before I followed her), does that mean that there are 7000 more creepier guys than me?

AND I GUESS I’LL END WITH THIS:

…SINCE IT’S APT! AND SURMISES MY WHOLE NIGHT!

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P.S.

That really hot blonde chick above (Pr0n Star – Jenny Hendrix) replied to me!

<3

Told ya I get my chicks at the end of the night!

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