Artie Lange Arrested For DUI

So much for his sobriety. I guess two weeks of vacation was too much for Artie Lange to stay on the wagon. Via TMZ:

Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI moments ago in New Jersey.

Law enforcement sources tell us the “Howard Stern Show” veteran was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

What a dum dum. If it wasn’t a car accident, the cops woulda prolly let him go with his Stern affiliation, no?

Salut! Broccoli Rob!

I guess we’ll all be tuned in Monday morning to hear his excuses.

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Permalink Posted in: artie lange, comedy, howard stern Comments(4) July 10, 2009


4 Responses to “Artie Lange Arrested For DUI”

  1. shabootyNo Gravatar says:
    07/10/2009 at 2:32 PM

    here’s the link to the tmz story btw
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/10/artie-lange-arrested-for-suspicion-of-dui/

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  2. Eriq3sNo Gravatar says:
    07/10/2009 at 2:38 PM

    WTF Happend 2 His 2 Cop Buddies?!?!? Its The New Gf He Wanna Look Cool n Young 4!!! hahaha Wut a Disapointmen!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. geico lizardNo Gravatar says:
    07/11/2009 at 1:24 AM

    I had hope with so many people watching him he wouldnt slip up. Jail is the only way to keep an eye on him 24/7 and even in there you can get drugs and alcohol if you really want it bad enough.

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  4. Larry The NozowitzNo Gravatar says:
    07/12/2009 at 3:20 PM

    Srsly though, he’s been coked up or on speed or something. It was obvious the guy was shot out of a cannon every morning. Now hopefully the stern show could get back to being good again.

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