Artie Lange Arrested For DUI

So much for his sobriety. I guess two weeks of vacation was too much for Artie Lange to stay on the wagon. Via TMZ:

Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI moments ago in New Jersey.

Law enforcement sources tell us the “Howard Stern Show” veteran was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

What a dum dum. If it wasn’t a car accident, the cops woulda prolly let him go with his Stern affiliation, no?

Salut! Broccoli Rob!

I guess we’ll all be tuned in Monday morning to hear his excuses.

$

Share:

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Related Posts