Real World DC Security: Homophobic in the Ghey Part of Town?

Byron Crawford is going to love this. So, the Real World DC is in the ghey part of town. Now you damn well know reality tv show security and flamboyance (fudges) don’t get along. It’s going to clash like water and oil, like buttsex and no astroglide. So, here’s an account last night of a fudge getting up and arms when a security guy told him to essentially keep his fruity ass moving along. MTV doesn’t play when it comes to security and keeping their non-yet-famous-houseketeers safe. I can’t wait for my personal run in. I’d come thru with my camera, so you can’t fuck with the flipcam immunity. Here’s the account:

Just dialed 311 after a security guy near the street asked me and a friend to leave. We heard the cast discussing how rude people in DC were in what we think were their hottub, The police arrived. I have no problem with them protecting the property, but the guy told us he was Park Police. He reached into his back pocket and said he was our worst nightmare. He said he was going to arrest us.

That was my complaint to the MPD when they arrived after we called the non-emergency number. The security officer claimed he worked for an agency he clearly did not. He also should not have reached towards his back pocket and threatened us. Additionally, he made a homophobic comment. When I told him he was not a park policeman, he told me just because I was walking with a girl this did not mean I was straight. As I am gay this statement was true, but it was clearly intended to demean me and make me feel inferior. I asked him why he was making a homophobic comment, but he responded by continuing to insist that we leave the area.
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