Here’s Why Being A Celebrity In DC Would Suck…

…(and it’s why all of the DC sports teams suck)… etc.

STARS IN DC GET THEIR ASSHOLES SUCKED.

and I don’t give a fuck, I’ll say it. BY:

GROUPIE ASS HOES

FAT CHICKS

FROM THE SUBURBS.

WHO STALK YOU. :)

…

DC SUCKS!

I’m actually starting to feel bad for the DC Real Worlders. DC=Douche Central. It’s sad when even the chicks are douchie, and have nothing better to do other than drive 45 minutes into the city to be a creeper. Roffle.

AND UHHHHH….

Speaking of NOT being a creepy stalker, here’a pic of the RW DC House at night…and here it is on Google maps/street view…AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAH Comedy folks.

Okay, okay, I am being ironic and hypocritical, but the difference between me and a fat chick is that I actually live inside the beltway. And I am kewler. and rarely get starstruck.

Thank you, drive through.

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