Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan @sevinnyne6126 (Never Wood High)

Happy Birthday Li-Loh! She Turns 23 today.

I sort of make it a policy to make fun of / goof on 9/10 things I post. I won’t make fun of this video, though. Cuz it was made by Lindsay Lohan’s BFF Carlos…and that man is tight with mad celebs, so the star-fucker in me gots nothing but love. Note that star-fucker is way cooler than being groupified.

Plus, I’ll never bang Li-Loh if I make fun of her or her friends. <3

(via: neverwoodhigh)

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p.s.

I wonder if ‘Never Wood High’ means that Carlos never has wood when he’s high. Nullus homo.

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