‘String of Tampon machine thefts hit MSU’… Pun Intended?


‘String of Tampon machine thefts hit MSU’

A heavy flow of break-ins and thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers across campus led MSU Police to launch an investigation.

A total of six break-ins and thefts were reported to MSU Police between June 1-12, amounting to at least $7.50 in stolen change, MSU police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor said. The incidents have targeted women’s restrooms in buildings across campus, including the Chemistry Building, Human Ecology Building and the Computer Center.

Thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past, she said.

“I can’t recall a time (when) there have been numerous ones at one time,” she said. “Not those type of machines.”

Nutritional sciences senior Sheena Patel said a person who would steal from a tampon machine must be desperate or bored.

(Via) (Hattip: Jayreason)

LoLz – sounds like a college reporter is trying to get on Jay Leno’s Headlines segment — that or work for The Onion.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, odds and ends Comments(1) June 19, 2009


One Response to “‘String of Tampon machine thefts hit MSU’… Pun Intended?”

  1. StarNo Gravatar says:
    06/19/2009 at 12:08 PM

    i don’t know if the clever play on words are funnier than the actual story. thanks for sharing…hilarious..

    Reply

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