Lauren Bennett of Paradiso Girls: Jimmy Iovine’s Latest Blonde Starlet

Lauren Bennett of Paradiso Girls: Jimmy Iovine’s Latest Blonde Starlet – Shabooty Exclusive

When Jimmy Iovine starts signing chicks THIS HOT to record deals, that’s when I start envying him. You know, unless it’s hip-hop, I don’t really care much about the music. When it comes to pop-music, I care about one thing: hot chicks. And in Iovine’s latest pop-group, Paradiso Girls, one group member sticks out to me the most: Lauren Bennett. She’s easily the hottest of the bunch. I am trying to angle for a “Lauren-only” interview, however I do confess to this: I understand it would cause resentment in the group if the hottest chick gets individual attention. Lolz. See: Aubrey O’Day (before she lost her super-flat tummy).

Having said all of this, there is nothing left to say other than show you hot pictures of Lauren Bennett of Paradiso Girls. By the way, I just ordered a Flip-Cam off of Amazon, so the next one of these kinds of posts, I will make an HD video, and show you the pics, while I try not to malfunction the camera with my drool.

Jimmy Iovine & Paradiso Girls

More pics after jump…

Probably the hottest chick that’s ever graced my retinas or corneas or irises, I dunno. I checked out LB’s myspace page, and she has a ton of pictures with every single douchey music producer in the industry. I think as soon as a hot chick signs, Iovine shoves her into a room with Cee-lo and Scott Storch, and hopes she doesn’t walk out a cockhead, er Freudian slip, cokehead.

Now that she’s in LA (by way of the UK), how long until Pauly Shore or a cast-member of Entourage bangs her? :( Depressing, isn’t it?

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