Katy Perry in Complex Magazine (Video)

Katy Perry in Complex Magazine (Video)

Damn, so the guy from Gym Class Heroes dumped this broad, and she had to go and get all hot in response. She def shed some pounds, no?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model, music May 26, 2009

Eric the Midget CRASHES INTO GATE – Driving Power Wheels Escalade in Beverly Hills (Full Video)

Eric the Actor rolling through Beverly Hills in his new custom Escalade – fast forward to the end.

Johnny Fratto almost kills the midget at the end of this video. Watch as Johnny’s garage door crashes into the Eric the Midget. Roffle.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, los angeles, video May 26, 2009

I Wanna Bang The Hot Daughter On The Newest Microsoft Laptop Hunters Commercial

Laptop Hunters $1700 – Lauren and Sue get a Dell XPS 13

Ugh, she’s a law student. She should instead be physics or engineering major, so she could create a time machine, so she never ends up looking like her house-frow mother.

Too harsh? Good. It’s just the mac fan boy in me, oozing out.

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Permalink Posted in: apple, tv, video May 26, 2009

Ashton Kutcher threatens to stop Twittering – Near proof that there is a God!

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Ashton Kutcher — Twitter’s top tweeter — warned he may pull the plug on his tweeting if the micro-blogging service partners on a reality TV show.

“It’s all fun and games until somebody gets stalked,” Kutcher wrote in a Twitter posting late Monday.

Variety magazine reported Monday that San Francisco-based Twitter.com had partnered with TV producers Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment on an unscripted show that would be “putting ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format.”

Twitter co-founder Biz Stone said there was “no official Twitter TV show” in the works, but “we have a lightweight, non-exclusive, agreement with the producers which helps them move forward more freely.”

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, twitter May 26, 2009

GLC – Big Screen ft. Kanye West (MP3)

This is my fav. new joint off the Fake Shore Drive Mixtape.

Holla

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music May 26, 2009

Cage adorns front page of Youtube.com, Insert deluge of dumb comments

Click images to expand. Comments screen capture after the jump.

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Permalink Posted in: cage, cardboard city, hip-hop, music, shia labeouf, video May 26, 2009

CaliFAILia Supreme Court: Ixnay on Teh Gheys

Photo credit: REUTERS

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – The California Supreme Court has upheld a voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage, but it also decided that the estimated 18,000 gay couples who tied the knot before the law took effect will stay wed.The decision Tuesday rejected an argument by gay rights activists that the ban revised the California constitution’s equal protection clause to such a dramatic degree that it first needed the Legislature’s approval.

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Permalink Posted in: politics May 26, 2009

Lindsay Lohan: Back on the Sausage

Photo via: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Here’s the downside of pulling a Lindsay Lohan from the bar. Normally a guy likes to take a chick back home and do the deed, but with Li-Loh, you get back to the crib with her, and she has to stop and pose for the paparazzi. When a guy is standing there with his hands in his pockets, that body language means, come on broad, hurry the eff up, I am trying to CRAM.

(I took body language101).

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, los angeles May 26, 2009

El-P Shares Anecdote About Late Friend Camu Tao. RIP MU!

camu who we loved – by El-P

i remember the day camu told me he had cancer. when i started choking on my own tears he went out of his way to console me. “im not going to die, el. im gonna be ok, man. i am not going to die”… and he didnt. for a year and change camu survived in the face of what we later learned was a cancer so advanced that the doctor gave him 2 weeks to live. he never said anything to us about that. he never let on at any time that his very existence over that last year and a half of his life was essentially a miracle. i wonder sometimes if the tables were turned on me if i would be that brave and that proud. i dont know.

within about a week after he got out of the hospital we all found our way out to ohio to be with our friend. aesop was there already, yak and i hopped on a plane to join and cage got in his van and drove out. no one was particularly looking forward to that little trip. not only were we going to see our dying best friend (now ravaged by the side effects of his disease and the treatment for it) but also i remember at the time there was some distance and some tension between some of us. in fact, chris and i hadnt been on speaking terms for a few months. we had gotten in to an argument that seemed to just never get settled. there had also been some residual tension between me and aes. the kind of unspoken discomfort that family members have that just sort of carries on. the kind that starts small and eventually works its way in to the fabric of a friendship without even really being acknowledged. camu knew this, too.

earlier that day camu had me and yak roll with him to some mall and help him pick up a new kitchen table. here was our boy now weighing probably little more than a hundred pounds running around the mall in search of the perfect kitchen table. it seemed weird.

before i knew it we were all together for the first time in a minute sitting in camus kitchen with him and his fiance (and dear friend) gail. aes had been there for a week already and had to leave that morning. but me, yak and cage were there now and mu had us all putting together this new table. seems simple enough. 3 grown men should be able to put together a table. of course this was one of those tables that was clearly designed by some sort of ex natzi war criminal scientist. the kind that comes with 28 unique individual screws, clips and bolts that no tool other than the miniscule one provided can service. after not really talking for over two months we were being forced by camu to act as a unit and put this god forsaken table together. we had no choice. you cant tell the dude with cancer you dont feel like putting his kitchen table together.

later that night me and mu took a drive. he looked at me with a smirk and said “that was good. i knew that would be good for you guys. that’s why i got the table”.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, hip-hop, music May 26, 2009