I Just Twitter-Ethered Diddy (@iamdiddy)

HAHAHAHAHH!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, quotes, shabooty exclusive, twitter May 27, 2009

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad (Michael Lohan) Arrested For Threatening To Kill Fiancee and Self

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LINDSAY Lohan‘s sleazebag dad, Michael Lohan, is in trouble again — this time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him. Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars. He couldn’t have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, lindsay lohan, shabooty exclusive May 27, 2009

Chris Brown: “I Ain’t A Monster, Believe That!” (Video Blog)

Chris Brown says, “I ain’t a monster” in this video and his homie co-signs “Believe that!” Let’s analyze that: “believe that,” sounds too much like “bleed dat!”… Which is exactly what he did to Rihanna. Roffle.

Via Miss Info‘s blog. And I have a feeling the only reason Miss Info is successful, is because black guys love banging out azn broads. No? Well, BELEEED, DAT!!!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, music, video May 27, 2009

Asher Roth Snubs Lindsay Lohan During UCSB Concert

Lindsay Lohan drove three hours to meet pasty rapper Asher Roth, but was left glum after the “I Love College” star snubbed her aggressive advances.

When Lindsay discovered Asher would be performing at the University of California’s Santa Barbara campus, she drove three hours from Los Angeles to see him.

An insider tells The NY Daily News: “Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during ‘She Don’t Want a Man,’ but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single.”

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, concert, hip-hop, lindsay lohan May 27, 2009

Diddy Still Reeling From The Twitter Haters (@iamdiddy)

It just bothers me that Biggie is gone and this douchebag is still here. But if Diddy had died an early death, maybe that’d be the one way he could reduce his douchiness.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, twitter, ventilation May 27, 2009

Eminem Sells 608,000 Copies of Relapse, Tops in 2009

Guess who’s back? As if there were any question of whether Eminem could dominate the charts again after a near four-year absence, the rapper’s return-to-form, Relapse, will crush the competition next week to take the #1 spot on the Billboard 200, thanks to the highest first-week bow of the year so far at 608,000.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music May 27, 2009

Exodus Tyson RIP

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter, Exodus, has died after an accident on an exercise treadmill at home in Phoenix, Ariz. A spokesperson for the Phoenix police released a statement confirming that she was pronounced dead at a hospital at 11:45 a.m. today. Exodus Tyson had been on life support after she was found yesterday by her 7-year-old brother with her neck on a cable. The family has issued a statement: “We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world. There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, sports May 27, 2009

Diddy Reaches 1 Million Followers On Twitter

To celebrate, Diddy made this douchey video from the comfort of his private jet. 1 Million followers aka 1 million people that feel like assholes right now.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, twitter, video May 27, 2009

Kid Cudi – Hammered Drunk Leaving The Club – Paparazzi Video

West Hollywood – April 2009, Kid Cudi uber jammered, walking out of the club.

BETA MALE LIVERS, son.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, los angeles, music, video May 26, 2009