Man calls 911 over orange juice at MCDONALD’S – AUDIO TAPE

Raibin Raof Osman

If I worked at McDonalds and this little Golem had a dispute with his order, I woulda just gave it to him. Fo reals.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food May 28, 2009

Vast Aire’s Latest Anti-’Cage’ Flame Blog Myspace Post

The above is the video that Vast Aire is referencing in his blog post.

I am reposting the blog in its entirety in case Vast deletes his myspace blog post, which he is known to do.

Fakers & Haters

whats good, man oh man, this rap game is funny as a winter in hell, why are there so many fake muthafukers in this shit???

you can listen to dudes for years, only to find out they were not being themselves.

What is his own self?

well, in my case, im a Righteous Muslim {God-Body}, but most of these dudes are putting on an image just to sell records. You know its the end of the world when real mc’s are really the fakest one’s out!

for years and years these people CLAIM to be drug users or pushers, woman beaters, and or criminals. others try to fit in by having a “LOOK” or a hair cut….lol all of them have been putting on an image that was created in their own fucked up little heads.

How does a Black person dress? how can some one act or talk Black? how do you separate black poems and beats from a black jacket???

some of your hero’s are fake liars, and they change images to gain different levels of so called FANS.

now a yankee hat is way too “black” for any underground bitch thats trying to win over so called “white kids”. all thoses years of trying to be “black” have taken their toll, but the sad thing is he tried to be black for so long, he doesnt know how to be a human.

its not what you do in life, its always how you did it!!!
make sure you get a tattoo because you want one, not because some pop artist has one and you “think” its cool, do somthing because you have thought over it.

he cant cut his hair like “black kids” anymore because there was something MUCH DEEPER THAN CUTTING HIS HAIR LIKE A BLACK KID… somthing WAS going on much deeper INSIDE HIS HEAD.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, now that hair cut is “black” and since he’s not black the hair becomes a symbol of something he is not.

this is a huge problem with fake people, if the hair cut wasnt him, WHAT ELSE WASNT???? if you dont do drugs, thats okay, if you dont hate women, thats fine…but when you single out that black hair cut, and the so called black clothes????….man oh man you have a deep problem. so you can keep the black poetry {rap} but not the hair cut?  why dont you not leave black music all alone and not just the hair cut!!!

if the hair cut was black, then so is the music! oh yeah rock and roll is black also so go find some other persona to steal.

the God always shows and proves!!!!

Salaam-

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Permalink Posted in: cage, cardboard city, hip-hop, music, video May 28, 2009

PRUANE Reviews Eminem’s Relapse AND Ethers Miley Cyrus In The Same Video

Relapse review/Miley cyrus haters

This kid’s my fav youtube video blogger, hands down! I hope he never gets old and goes geek to chic. No homo.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, music, video May 28, 2009

Pruane’s Terminator Salvation Review

Pruane’s Terminator Salvation Movie Review

Omg. This kids speech patterns remind me of a Dave Chappelle character!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, movie, reviews, video May 28, 2009

Whack job Tila Tequila Knocked Up!

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The “Shot at Love” star announced that she was pregnant May 19 via Twitter, writing, “I’m gonna tell y’all something REAL FAST, then delete it ok?… Since nobody is awake… reason why I’ve been feeling sick on and off lately is because yes, I am pregnant!” Tila deleted the posts shortly after.

Prior to announcing her pregnancy, the reality star hinted at it on her Twitter — and implied that the father of the baby was in the hip-hop industry, and was refusing to take responsibility for the baby. “You should at least step up to the plate or I’m gonna have to put you on blast in the media…and I’M SURE that’s not what you want do you?”

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, twitter May 28, 2009

Woman Dragged Off Kicking And Screaming=Always a good comedic look

PHOTO CREDIT: AP

I think she’s one of those anti-gay marriage religious nuts…

Lee said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press that she wanted to hand Obama a letter urging him “to take a stand for traditional marriage.”

She said she asked a Secret Service agent to give the president her letter, but he refused and referred her to a White House staffer. Lee said she refused to give the staffer the letter.

“I said, ‘I’ll take my chances if (the president) comes by here,’” said Lee, who identified herself as a Roman Catholic priestess who lives in Anaheim, Calif. “He became annoyed that I wouldn’t give him the letter.”

Lee, who was wearing what she described as a cassock, said she protested when she was asked to leave.

“I said, ‘Why are you bothering me?’ They escorted me outside the gate,” she said.

She said security officers allowed her to return when she promised she would not yell or wave, but then other officers arrived and told her to leave.

“I said, ‘I’m not leaving,’” she said. “They tried to drag me out.”

Two officers then picked her up and carried her out. An Associated Press photographer photographed the incident.

“I was afraid you could see under my clothes,” she said, her voice choking up.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, politics May 28, 2009

Oregon man calls 911 over orange JUICE at McDonald’s

ALOHA, Ore. (AP) – An Oregon man spent Memorial Day in jail after calling 911 to complain that a McDonald’s worker was rude and didn’t give him an orange juice he ordered. Sheriff’s Sgt. David Thompson said the man, 20, wouldn’t listen when deputies told him the emergency number isn’t to be used for straightening out fast-food orders.

A McDonald’s employee also called 911 during the incident, complaining that the man and the people with him were blocking the drive-thru lane and knocking on the restaurant windows.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food May 28, 2009

Lindsay Lohan’s Maserati Towed Outside of Samantha Ronson’s House

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(TMZ) Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed — and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson’s place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.

You know the muff diving and munching is good when you a) park illegally b) don’t run outside to move your car when you can hear that it’s being towed.

DAYAM.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, los angeles, video May 28, 2009

Obama To LA Crowd: ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’

Obama Tells Crowd at Hollywood Dinner: ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’

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Permalink Posted in: los angeles, politics, video May 28, 2009