Pic: A Brave Paris Hilton, ‘Beading’ With Mexican Children

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Btw – the girls are only ‘allegedly’ Mexican. What’s also alleged is that Paris Hilton is intelligent enough to ‘bead’ (doubtful).

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, los angeles April 29, 2009

Barack Obama Plays PIG (Swine Flu) with Lady Huskies Basketball Team

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Barack Obama plays PIG verses the Lady Huskies

Next time forget playing HORSE I am so playing SWINE-FLU.

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Permalink Posted in: politics, sports, video April 29, 2009

Mexico City shuts down taco stands amid swine flu + Uh oh, this Mexican Chick just added me on Myspace!

UH OH! THIS MEXICAN CHICK JUST ADDED ME ON MYSPACE… F–K!!!

And Mexico City shuts down it’s taco stands? Now you know it’s f-ing serious. Damn, on Jackass 3 they so need to be having a pork taco in Mexico.

MEXICO CITY (AP) - Tacos filled with pork, sizzling gorditas, juicy carnitas covered with salsa and gobbled down at sidewalk carts while pedestrians brush past—this is Mexico’s version of a fast-food joint, but it is now in peril because of the swine flu epidemic.

With Mexico City authorities urging residents to dine at home to prevent the spread of the deadly virus, vendors at the tens of thousands of taco carts that line the streets of this overcrowded capital have seen business plunge. It hasn’t helped that many people mistakenly believe you can contract the flu by eating pork.

Another blow came late Tuesday when the city government ordered the streetside stalls to close for at least a week.

“What are we going to do to survive? The government is closing everything,” taco-maker Jose Antonio Morales, 52, said Wednesday.

Even before the shut-down order, the epidemic was taking a major toll on business.

On Monday, on traffic-clogged Fray Servando street, 40-year-old Cristina Ramirez sat beside a sizzling plate of oil and a stack of tortillas in her stand offering quesadillas and gorditas—small, thick tortillas stuffed with meat and cooked in a skillet.

Of the seven food stands on her block, five were closed. She had just one customer.

“Everybody’s afraid of other people. They want to eat alone,” Ramirez muttered.

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Permalink Posted in: food, odds and ends April 29, 2009

Probably the funniest T-Shirt I have f-ing seen evAR! (NSFW)

Okay, this is way NSFW but way hilarious… after the jump for the actual picture.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, nude April 29, 2009

Daryl Palumbo of GlassJAw/Head Automatica Interviews Yak Ballz

Daryl Palumbo & F.Sean Martin (House of Blow) Interview Rapper Yak Ballz

This was mad funny… props to Chauncey for editing it together. Phear the Yak-Stache’

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Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, hip-hop, music, nyc, video April 29, 2009

Asher Roth Sales Numbers, Comes in at Number 5

The Miami rapper Rick Ross has the best-selling album in the country this week. “Deeper Than Rap” (Def Jam), his third solo release, reached No. 1 on the Billboard chart with 158,000 copies sold in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan. Other high-charting new records include Depeche Mode’s “Sounds of the Universe” (EMI), which reached No. 3 with 80,000 sales; and “Asleep in the Bread Aisle” (Universal Motown) by the comic Pennsylvania rapper Asher Roth, which opened at No. 5 with 65,000. Last week’s best-seller, the “Hannah Montana: The Movie” soundtrack (Disney), dropped to No. 2 with 104,000 sales, and Rascal Flatts’s “Unstoppable” (Lyric Street) is No. 5 in its third week out, with 68,000. (via)

Pwnage… jewage… all the aboveage.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music April 29, 2009

Neil Young BBC Concert 1971

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Neil Young BBC Concert 1971

Howard [Stern] was talking about bumping some Neil Young the other day at his crib, so I figured I’d post some as well!

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, music, video April 29, 2009

The Swine Flu May Have Originated From Diddy’s Bathroom

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P.TwittyTV Episode #34 – Bitchassness Outbreak at Daddys House Studio in New York

This is trifuling but funny. Diddy finally keeping it real in front of the cam. I like it when the man talks like he does behind closed doors.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, video April 29, 2009

Bubba the Love Sponge – The Trunk Song (My Trunk) – BANNED FROM RADIO

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Bubba the Love Sponge My Trunk: Parody song about Cassie Anthony and what a psycho she is. Made by Manson and his daughter Berlin.

Roffle, this has been banned from airwaves, as Bubba the Lovesponge has lost several big name advertisers as a result of this song. This Cassie Anthony Song Parody is from the Black Eyed Peas song, My Humps.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, sirius April 29, 2009