Richard Roper’s X-Men Origins – Wolverine Review: 2/5 Stars

“Wolverine” might have been a more satisfying superhero escapist adventure if the bar hadn’t been raised in recent years by the Spidey franchise, “Iron Man,” “The Dark Knight” and even the Edward Norton “Hulk” movie, among others.
Now, it just seems uninspired and predictable. The CGI effects are pretty cool, Hugh Jackman’s a bona fide movie star and we get a couple of exciting fight scenes, but so what? This does not feel like a franchise film. The first two “X-Men” movies managed to give us more depth and character development even while painting on a much broader canvas. Now we’re focusing mainly on just the one X-Man in the making, yet the story seems thinner. We don’t know much more about Wolverine than we what already gleaned from the “X-Men” films.
Maybe the problem is Wolverine himself. Sure, he’s built like he spends half his time guzzling protein shakes and working out, and he’s got those slice ‘em and dice ‘em claws that shoot out of his forearms, but if he shows up at Superhero Convention and compares his powers to those of Superman or the Hulk or even most of the other X-Men (and X-Women), they’re likely to say, “Oooh, nice effect. Can you open my can of beer with those?”
Share:
Tweet
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Official HD Movie Trailer #3 NEW!
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Official HD Movie Trailer #3
And another preview clip after the jump.
Share:
Tweet
Irish TV reporter interrupted by a drunk (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-faM7pSHjI]
Irish TV reporter interrupted by drunk
Roffle. I need to visit Ireland one day.
$

Share:
Tweet
CNN reporter says Penis instead of Peanuts (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R3PEHkHJUw]
CNN news anchor says penis live on air. not 1 time but 2 times. She has penis on her mind!!!
$

Share:
Tweet
Fabulous Cock – Today Show (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlMWcHLzXIE]
Today Show Guest says “Cock” on live tv – Nov. 14 2008
As played on Howard Stern today.
$

Share:
Tweet
Digger Phelps accidently says Shit on TV (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TssX_raDRpA]
Digger Phelps accidently says Shit on TV (Howard Stern)
PWNED.
$

Share:
Tweet
Sports Reporter says Cock Sucker (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwZ1kPMbHg]
Sports Report FAIL-Cock Sucker: This Canadian sports reporter forgets that he is doing a live report from the Chicago Blackhawks United Center and his reaction to his mess up is awesome.
Roffle. FAIL.
$

Share:
Tweet
David Cone Says ‘Jerking Off’ on TV (Baseball) (Howard Stern)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KCLC29D1c]
David Cone Jerking Off
Straight comedy.
$

Share:
Tweet
Eminem – 3 A.M. Music Video Trailer (Horror Movie)
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCcJeLLw0HY]
Eminem – 3 A.M. Trailer
I am going to co-sign a commenter’s sentiments to this video: it must be nice to have big budgets to make over the top horror movie styled videos for very mediocre songs.
$

Share:
Tweet
Related Posts
- @AskJillian Plays Benjy @Bronk’s Online Sweetheart Song on @GDLA! #HowardStern
- #HighSchoolMemories Getting Lumped Up (Not Me Though, Obvs) [HS FIGHT VIDEO]
- Rachel Fine Interviews Beetlejuice For Fine Time #HowardStern [VIDEO]
- Ass Napkin Ed on Howard Stern: Hooks up with P0rn Star @JasmineTame (VIDEO)
- United Arab Emirates Problems: Crosswind Landings During a Storm at Düsseldorf!
















