Stephen Colbert Says Twat on Today Show

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Everything was going great until the end of the interview when Viera tried to involve Colbert with a tease for her next story. Viera walked right into the comedian’s trap, who refused to leave the set, by asking if Colbert used the San Francisco-based Twitter.

WOW, this is hilarious!!! ROFL.

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McLovin Says Fuck On Jimmy Kimmel (Uncensored)

Christopher Mintz-Plasse Talks About What a Pimp He Is

Haha, that’s funny. Originally, this F-bomb went un-bleeped when it aired on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Show. Then, I found the video also on youtube, and now they added in the bleep (1:10 in). Funn.

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OMFG: Kanye West Complex Magazine Cover: Separated At Birth

CLICK TO ZOOM! SEPARATED AT BIRTH: KANYE WEST & BROTHER ALI

Is it just me, or does Kanye West look like Brother Ali on the cover of this month’s Complex Magazine?

Here are some other pictures from the digital photoshoot. But my “A” – “B” comparison is obvs. TEH BEST. FTW.

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Yak Ballz – #SXSW 2009 Experiences: Yak talks meeting fans at SXSW.

YAK BALLZ – SXSW 2009 Experiences: Yak talks meeting fans at SXSW.

Here Yak Ballz, discusses SXSW and what it means to him with Wrigley’s 5 gum SXSW 09 Artist Interviews. I hope he didn’t have to Chris Brown a hoe, to get to talk to Wrigleys. Embedding is disabled, you’re going to have to click through.

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Cori, Lucca, and Manko Suicide Girls

Cori Suicide

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Alex Pardee Breaks Into Shia LaBeouf’s House! (VIDEO)

Alex Pardee Invades Shia LaBeouf’s Home.

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Spin Magazine #SXSW: Best Chilling Soliloquy By a White Rapper: Cage

The life story of Chris “Cage” Palko is so epically fucked — parental abuse, drug addiction, mental breakdown, self-destructive feud with Eminem — that actor Shia LaBeouf has expressed interest in playing him in a biopic that’s supposedly greenlighted for production (just the sort of tantalizing, potentially transformative, somewhat unlikely news that could send a guy like Palko reeling). But the Cage of today seems frightfully focused. His upcoming record, Depart from Me, co-produced by El-P and to be released in June, could be one of the year’s surprising artistic breakthroughs, and his brief performance at this makeshift outdoor tent had a chilling, disturbing power. Palko doesn’t so much rap as dramatically corner you with a seductive, glint-eyed sneer, his body undulating almost seductively. The music, an ominous electro whiplash (via a DJ on electronics and a hulking, doo-ragged guitarist who looked like a former could-kill-you-with-his-bare-hands bouncer at a Brooklyn strip club) blared while Palko prowled the small stage in a red flannel shirt and jeans, spooling out winding narratives that painted him both as a creepy stalker and a spiritually ravenous survivor. The result, not really either hip-hop or rock, could’ve been wildly uncomfortable, like a nightmarish poetry-slam flashback, but instead it felt like an artist getting more deeply comfortable in his own skin, and not just scratching the surface. Palko’s too raw to ever concoct a profitable Slim Shady alter ego, but maybe that’s a blessing. – CA

Who’s the editor of Spin? I need to give him some love. I also love how he shit on the GZA performance. Ballzy write-up.

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Permalink Posted in: cage, cardboard city, music, shia labeouf, show March 23, 2009

Shabooty’s Twitter All-Stars: Must-Follow People

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Okay, the cute sound clips aside, here are my “Twitter All-Stars.” Follow These People!

Here are the first 20 that come to mind. Let’s call this set #1. Here’s the list of who, and why you should follow them, and some new things I learned about these tweeters, after following them.

1) Yak Ballz: One of my fav. rappers, all around real mo fo. Does a lot of on the road, tweeting. I learned New Mexico has some effed up town names.
2) El-P: There’s something charming about an indie label CEO with no cable television, staying up til 3 AM for LOST to hit iTunes, only to find out that no new episode aired that day. Plus, he’ll occasionally post some of his remix mp3s.
3) Maurayne: Not really a “celeb,” but she’s a high energy chick. That will laugh at your jokes. I learned I’m funny.
4) ChaunceyCC: One day you’ll find this DJ in LA, one day in SF, one day in Austin, one day in BKNY, one day in CT, everyday fiending for SPARKS drank. What’s not to love?
5) ByronCrawford: This man is the abbot of all things hip-hop+hilarity. He might say we’re peers, I say I am a student. Okay, T.A.
6) Ashleeadams: Who knew cute Alt+pr0n chicks were funny. It must be the Aussy in her. She was also in Australian Penthouse.
7) Diddy: Without Diddy, there would be no Diddy Twitter Drinking Game.
8) REMOVED (She ended up being a c-unt): I came to follow Debbie after I found out she uses her tits as her iPhone case. Can you blame me? Or her?
9) StarJones: After Robin Quivers told her most recent story about her run-in with Star Jones, I actually like her now. She seems like a cool chick to take in a Knicks game with. Now if only I can become a black socialite with court-side seats.
10) Sasha Grey: She’s too hot for porn. But not too hot to tweet! Currently being profiled for Rolling Stone Magazine.
11) machineman: Okay think my favorite author, plus his new micro-novel, delivered to you one page at a time, one day at a time.
12) thighmaster: Fellow TERP alum. Mad funny. Both of our NCAA brackets went down hill.
13) enterbelladonna: Belladonna is a bubbley porn star even when she’s not gargling man-mustard.
14) unkut: unKut is all-hiphop and all kewlies. nullus.
15) alexpardee: the most talented artist outside of the guy associated press is suing.
16) LAweekly: Los Angeles Weekly.
17) Chris Palko: Shia LaBeouf’s favorite rapper.
18) LAist: Occasionally graced by shabooty.
19) Mr. Lif: Conscious rapper, that is conscious of bubble butts.
20) shabooty: me!!!

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GlassJAw Live at the Apple Store NYC (Acoustic) 05-02-03

GlassJAw – The Apple Store (Acoustic), New York, NY (05/02/2003)

This is an oldie, but goodie with Daryl and Justin from GlassJAw. GJ performing: St. Alex/ Must’ve Run All Day/ Convectuoso/ Ape Dos Mil.
This is from back in the day when iPods were the size of cigarette boxes.

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