Volleyball Girl Fainting During TV Interivew

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TV Interview FAIL – Cute Beach Volleyball Chick Faints!

As mentioned on Howard Stern.

HAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sports, tv, video March 28, 2009

Nigga Please Cereal

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Nigga Please Cereal – Chris Rock Show

You know you want some, don’t front.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, tv, video March 28, 2009

Crack Head Talks ALL TYPES OF Crazy

Bella Mafia Quackafella Records Incorporated by Rhyme Syndicate Three Yellow Men Trillionaire Club. It’s a trillion dollar industry. You gotta think big.

This is my type of crackhead – that performs for the camera with amazing quotables. And how the hell did the camera man not crack up? I would have been on the floor. *dead*

hat tip: bol

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, quotes, video March 27, 2009

911 Call: Help, Wife Handcuffed, Biting Me

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A Fairfield, Connecticut woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said. (March 24)

That’s what happens when you got an azn wife, kids.

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern March 27, 2009

Yak Ballz at Back Alley Social Club #SXSW 2009

Yak Ballz recorded live at the Back Alley Social Club on March 19 in Austin, TX during SXSW 2009.

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Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, concert, hip-hop, music, video March 27, 2009

Fear My Amanda Bynes Dream (A Shabooty Dream Log) 3-26-09

I Seriously Had This Dream.

I am at the MTV Movie Awards with Diddy. It’s taking place in a sports arena. We’re sitting next to each other, drinking our beer mugs. We finish our beer, and Diddy volunteers to go get us a refill. Safe. Respect. But he doesn’t show up again with my beer. I go down courtside to get my own refill and see him. I was wondering where the eff he’s been. Instead of getting my drink, he’s now changed into a shiny suit and about to perform (with the dancers). I get my own drink, and go back up the stadium-seating, but can’t find my original seating section. I end up at the wrong level of the arena. And am totally lost!

At this point I’m wandering the stadium. And I get bored. And tired. Dead tired. I go back down to floor level, and find a comfortable plush chair [on the courtside floor], way in the back and pass out. Basically watching these live MTV Movie Awards with one eye open.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, dream log, los angeles, movie, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, tv March 26, 2009

Diddy With More Light Skinned Chicks In Latest P.TwittyTV Episode

I THINK THEY PASS THE TEST, BUT IN TODAY’S “CIROC IS  FOR THE OCTOROONS CLIMATE,” THAT’S A BAD THING.

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Outside South Beach Studios

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, tv, twitter, video March 26, 2009

Kid Cudi Tries To Bite Cage’s Shia-Steez

HAHA, I’ve never shit on someone by having my watermark all over their face – this is a first.

Yawn, here – Kid Cudi is playing himself out again, just when I was starting to like him.

Kid Cudi is apparently a big fan of Shia LaBeouf’s and wants to work with him, here’s what he told Complex Magazine:

Right now, the name of the album is Man On The Moon, The Guardians. It may change, depending on the features. Right now Snoop is down, he told me his oldest son put him on to my record. Snoop is my favorite artist of all time. He’s someone I look up to. I explained to him the idea of the song and he’s with it. I’m also trying to get Shia LaBeouf in my project. I want the album to be as cinematic as possible, and feature people that are great at what they do. We’re both young talents in this game, and I just found out Shia was a fan of my song “Day N’ Night,” and I’m a fan of his. He’s killing shit, I feel like I’m doing the Shia LaBeouf in music. We’re working on trying to get him to narrate the story of the album.

Hey Kid Cudi, yeah and Kanye wants to bang Megan Fox, but I don’t see that happening, kid.

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Permalink Posted in: cage, celebs, hip-hop, music, shia labeouf March 26, 2009

This song is growing on me like viagra nasal spray: The Grouch & Eligh – All In (feat. Gift of Gab & Pigeon John)

DOWNLOAD [MP3] The Grouch & Eligh | All In (feat. Gift of Gab & Pigeon John)

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Wow, the Grouch brings out the sausage fests, kid…

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music March 26, 2009