MTV Real World: Brooklyn – Recap Episode 11: Saving a Private Ryan – Full Episode Online

Baya looking hot, holding an apple.

This episode starts with rumbles of the election 2008. Katlyn voted for Obama, his/her mom is like no you didn’t!
No wonder he/she’s so effed up. We find out Abs is Republican. Tits is all about Obama. Chet and Abs are team Republican. Yawn. This episode is so dated its not funny.

Tits goes on about how one doesn’t “sound a color” but I still contest she sounds white. ArmyDouche is for Obama which okay, he’s not a fu(ktard for once.

To get some mercy pussy, ArmyDouche shows the chicks in the house his Iraq scrap books.

ArmyDouche shows his film to his roommates and classmates. The film depicts him being an alchy, then blowing his brains out. I wonder if any ketchup was hurt in the making of this film. This would be a cool short film if there was no Darron Aronofsky already.

ArmyDouche’s old army buddy calls him to tell him that he’s home (in BKNY). Baya is still shocked that ArmyDouche was over there in Iraq. ADouche and Abs go to some Iraq veterans against the war group meet-up. It looks like a sausage fest, where some guy reads the forward of his book.

ArmyDouche’s bro visits – also an Army Douche. Ryan goes to some vet association and they talk about PTSD. He’s also now going to march with vets in the Veterans Day parade.

Chet goes to the grocery store and meets the owner – who obvs is a camera whore. MagicUnderwear gets a cardboard cutout of himself made.

ArmyDouche dresses as Uncle Sam, douche I am. He’s amped after he voted for Obama.

The housemates go to an election viewing party and the repubs, Abs and MagicUnderwear are standing there bitter, after the results come down. LOL. I woulda poured the punch bowl over their heads. They leave early, and vent together. Magic Underwear is a retard. They pass out.

The rest of the housemates, turn revelers and take to the streets of NYC. They come back home and see Chet’s cardboard cutout stuck up on the wall. They print out and place Obama’s head over Chet’s face on the cardboard cutout. LOL. Their pranking wasn’t over. ArmyDouche puts red finger-nail polish on Abs’ nails while he’s sleeping. Lol.

Abs wakes up and sees his finger nails with nail polish on. What a retard – he didn’t even notice them until he was on the computer and using the mouse.

Chet sees his cardboard-cutout is defaced, and gets pissed. ArmyDouche rationalizes his doucheiness by saying it’s a prank war.

Next, the housemates go to a boring as fuck Veteran’s Day parade. Followed by an ArmyDouche slideshow/montage.

They end that by getting beers and talk of fallen soldiers. ArmyDouche’s friend that was visiting, gives him props to his roommates. MagicUnderwear wants to blow him. But that’s nothing new.

Another boring as fuck episode of Real World Brooklyn. Sigh, what a failed season, it could have been sooo much better.

Tiits and Manlyn get some dresses to borrow from Jovani – which sounds like a knock off faux Italian brand you find at Marshalls or Bradley’s back in the day. Guess what Manyln looks like in a dress: a man.

They all go to some stuffy Veterans gala – OMG boring. Do you think Natasha Richardson really wasn’t skiing and just watched this episode instead?
Too soon?

ArmyDouche gets a call from his brother saying that he received “the packet you’ve been dreading – you have to report for active duty.” We find out that ArmyDouche has to go back into active duty in Feb 2009, but he’s been on live recap shows on MTV – so perhaps he got out of having to go to Iraq. In other words, I am so not moved by this attempt at suspense.  Hrmm, ArmyDouche starts crying, wah.

Next Week: MagicUnderwear cries, too, not knowing the future of his butt-buddy, ArmyDouche.

FULL EPISODE #11: Saving a Private Ryan

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