Yak Ballz Has The Best Fans

This is a real conversation I had with one of Yak Ballz’ fans. And by fans I can think of potential synonyms. I am the green text bubbles.

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Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, comedy, concert, hip-hop, music, nyc, quotes, show, snatch, video February 17, 2009

Family Guy Spoofs Christian Bale

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Family Guy – Christian Bale Goes Nuts Spoof

Boy oh boy, that Seth McFarland is at it again! Huzzahhhhh!

May all AZN nerds watching at home rejoice! Thou, I am admitting that was funny as dog shit.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video February 17, 2009

Metronomy – Nights Out

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Metronomy ‘Radio Ladio’

I love this manic, UK, hipstery -ish aka Metronomy. This was a first in terms of how I was introduced to their music… let’s just say I heard their song, (On Dancefloors) – here.

Which lead me to…

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Permalink Posted in: music, video February 17, 2009

Want To See The Douchebags Michael Phelps Was Likely Partying With?

The Bonggate Seven: Michael Phelps photo triggers South Carolina sheriff’s pot crackdown

Have you seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? There is perhaps nothing more nauseating than a Cop convention. You get asshole cops like Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott all together to suck each other’s ass. And what would make Lott the keynote speaker like a cheesy power point presentation on arresting Michael Phelps. You know, when you’re in South Carolina, there ain’t much shit going on, so anytime something like Bonggate happens, you jump on it. Natch. Shit maybe Lott can retire after all of this and get a book and movie deal (sarcasm). You know, if he plays his cards right be can be the Chief Moose of the 420 game.

It’s so obvs they’re going after Phelps: Lawyers for the two men say they were questioned almost exclusively about Phelps and charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession.

FEBRUARY 13–While a South Carolina sheriff would apparently like to bust Michael Phelps for his role in Bonggate, investigators have so far had to settle for collaring several young alleged pot enthusiasts, none of whom actually has been charged with anything to do with the November party attended by the Olympic champion. On the following pages you’ll find mug shots of six arrestees (aged 17-24) who were rounded up this week in a crackdown triggered by the publication of the Phelps photo (a seventh person, a 23-year-old woman, was only cited for pot possession). Several of the residents were popped by the Richland County Sheriff’s Department at the Columbia home where Phelps partied last year. Most were released after posting $570 on the misdemeanor count. One defendant had to post $832.50 because he was also charged with possession of a fake ID.

Rest after the break…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, sports February 17, 2009

Shaq Dancing with Jabbawockeez at 2009 NBA All-Star Game

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Shaq Dance w/ Jabbawockeez @ ’09 ALL STAR GAME

You know, shit – the big guy is pretty damn agile and has some moves. At first I was like there’s no way that’s Shaq dancing, but how many 7ft+ dance doubles do you know? Dancing With The Stars might perhaps be in Shaq Diesel’s future after he retires. The one thing I will say though is, since when were the Jabbawockeez a household name and pop-culture phenomenon? Now they’re even in Gatorade ads? Maybe that’s just the fruit households. Nullus.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, sports, tv, video February 17, 2009

SGOTD: Coley Suicide & Odette Suicide

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Permalink Posted in: chick, gods girls, model, suicide girls February 17, 2009

NYT: Sirius XM’s Fate at Stake in a Radio Cliffhanger

I always find it off putting when people talk so nonchalantly about Sirius-XM’s demise. Like, “Yeah, I’ll listen to Stern until Sirius folds.” Yeah, and as a kid I’d play in the ball-pitt until I lost a sock. Why get consumed in the ‘feet’ smell when there’s an obstacle course ahead? My point is, most are naysayers… I instead am a Mel-sayer. Why would you count out Mel Karmazin, even if it’s the 11th hour and the 59th minute? A lotta things can be accomplished in that one minute. One minute, the douche-chill giving Charles Ergen looks like he’s going to take over Sirius XM, and the next minute, John Malone comes in to save the day:

On Monday night, Mr. Karmazin was near a deal to pull off the impossible: he had coaxed Mr. Malone of Liberty Media, which owns DirecTV — and who is a fierce rival of Mr. Ergen’s — to be his white knight and agree to invest hundreds of millions of dollars in the company in exchange for several board seats and a minority stake for just under half the company, according to people involved in the negotiations. [NYT]

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, sirius February 17, 2009

Artie Lange Budweiser Ad 1995

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This was when Artie was thin…

Holy shit, Arite Lange has come a long way… or should I say a wide way? Check out a svelte Artie Lange in this Bud commercial from back in 1995. I mean he was advertisement material back then, now he’s PSA material. Let’s hope he’s spending this vacation week losing weight, and ditching demons.

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While I am on an Artie tangent, check out this Beer League Flash Pinball game. I have to say, the flippers being a hoo-er’s legs is pretty classic. Screenshot and linkage after the break.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, video February 16, 2009

Shabooty 2.0

As an aside, I hate when I get spam that goes like this: You are Great. And so is your site! Awesome content. Good job guys! <a title=”buy xanax online ” href=”Xanax online order ” > xanax.

WTF! I thought I am great and my site’s content rocks… you’re welcome, bro – wait… xanax… buy it online? Ugh SPAMMER!!! You didn’t mean those nice things, did you?!

Sigh, anyways, the reason I made this post is because as you can obvs see, my site got a redesign slash overhaul. If you aren’t a spammer offering me xanax, please let me know what you think of the new look. Better than the previous?

Batman pug wants to know…
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Permalink Posted in: comedy, odds and ends, shabooty, shabooty exclusive February 16, 2009