K’Naan – ABC’s

Hailing from war-torn Mogadishu, Somalia, hip hop artist K’NAAN grew up during the Somali civil war. Despite speaking no English, he taught himself hip hop and rap diction. Critics have said K’NAAN has “a sound that fuses Bob Marley, conscious American hip hop, and brilliant protest poetry.”

I never thought I’d actually be into Somalian Rap – I thought Somalia was only good for pirates. I think I’m down with K’Naan… I mean I still wouldn’t be comfortable having him being scheduled to perform on a cruise ship I was on, cause he might take over the shit for ransom, but on solid ground, the kid’s raps is solid.

DL: K’Naan – ABC’s [MP3] (As heard on MTV).

DL: K’Naan feat. Mos Def & Chali 2na:  America [MP3]

After the break: K’NAAN “ABC’s” feat. Chubb Rock (VIDEO)

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, nyc February 19, 2009

Adam Carolla Fired From CBS Radio

Affiliates for the CBS Radio produced Westwood One syndicated morning host Adam Carolla are being told that Friday will be the last day for the show, although “best of” shows will be fed for a month. Carolla is also out at home base KSLX-FM Los Angeles along with the rest of the staff including Tom Leykis. Carolla the former “Loveline” host replaced Howard Stern on a number of then Infinity west coast stations back in 2006 as a part of it’s “Free FM” format . The impending flip from FM Talk in Los Angeles even after KSLX posted some impressive PPM numbers in a few demos, looks like an end, at least temporarily to the talk on FM experiment.
[Via: RST]

Carolla out – though, I guess its cause they’re getting rid of all their talk shows. They need to get rid of the Sports Junkies in D.C. Those cats give me the douche-chills.

And in related news: Liberty Media: Stern is safe — for now.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, los angeles, show, sirius February 19, 2009

Desdemonia Suicide & Ansley Suicide

Ansley Suicide

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, snatch, suicide girls February 19, 2009

The Real World: Brooklyn – Episode 7 Recap: Of Mice and Devyn’s Men

Real World: Brooklyn | Ep. 7 | Of Mice and Devyn’s Men

Real World Brooklyn Episode 7 begins with mice in the Red Hook, Brooklyn house. And what do you know, the fruit JD – (whom is a dolphin trainer) is scared as shit or should I say shitless, of the mouse. He yelps and gets atop a counter for safety. SG (Suicide Girl) is scared as shit, too. The boys set up some mouse traps and kill a mouse – SG is also skeeved of the dead mouse they end up killing. Just a note, and my esteemed colleague (of the blogosphere), Bol picked up on a similar thing. They don’t show the mouse trap killing the mouse on camera, you just hear the sound of the clicking of the trap, and the shot cuts away. Obvs MTV doesn’t want to upset PETA.

Aside from the mouse and rats, the other big plot arc in this episode is BlackTits (Devin)’s playing of two white guys. David, her semi-fiance aka FULL-SHMOE, and Jim her “good friend” aka David 2.0. Shiet, Jim comes straight out on the phone, and says that he wants to be Tits’ boyfriend. Tits you playaette, you. Apparently, the other guy, David had proposed to Tits, but she dubbed it a “pre-engagement” because the ring was too small. Her momma done taught her correct. Well, there’s one thing we know that isn’t pre- about her, she’s no pre-CUNT. Shutter. We see Tits playing call waiting games, talking to both guys on the phone. “What’s cooking, good looking,” says Jim. Sigh. Tits shows Magic Underwears (Chet) some old pictures of her or as she puts it, showing him what her tits looked like before [she got boobie implants]. Even the fucking VIRGINAL Chet sees that David’s a SHMOE. He says this to Tits, calling him a sucker. Chet finally realizes his roommate is vapid and shallow. Tits tells him that David is a club promoter. Let’s dig more into this ‘semi-fiance’ bullshit, -er I mean courtship.

Tits starts speaking backwards women speak, where everything that spews out of her mouth is the exact opposite in truth. She says money has nothing to do with it (David’s dough). Chet calls her out for leading him on and using him for his money. Go Chet, I won’t call you magic underwear, anymore. And what do you know, David is coming in town. Tits goes to all of the roommates in advance to keep Jim (the other guy) on the downlow. “If he calls just write it down and take a message, make no mention of Jim around David.” Shady broads.

JD and SuicideGirl argue about… a former argument involving Tits. JD has an idea to put a rat in Tits’ bed. The rest of the guys are on board with the prank. They plan out the rat in bed prank. They go to the pet store and buy a fat white rat. They also ask if they can return it [after], but I think this was a ploy by JD to play off the fact that at the end of the day, he wants to use that rat for some hot kinky FELCHING action. Hrmm, I might have my ghey acts mixed up, nhjic. What’s it called when the gheys put …ass hamster? The guys try to think of a place to hide the rat until time for opperation Mickey Mouse drop… they realize the bitches in the house don’t use the gym at all, so they hide the rat there.

David visits Tits. Baya is impressed with Tits’ [playing] men -game. What Baya fails to realize is that Tits has no soul, so therefore Tits doesn’t count at life.

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Permalink Posted in: jersey shore, nyc, reviews, shabooty exclusive, show, tv February 19, 2009

Tumblr Releases New Goodies: Call In Audio

Yay! Tumblr’s New Goodies

Tumblr, a “tumblelogging” service, released a handful of new features on Tuesday designed for the company’s goal of making blogging easier. In beta testing for a little while, the features were introduced across (what else) a couple of staff blog posts, and should now be available to all Tumblr users.

One of the most interesting new features is the ability to create an audio post by calling Tumblr. Enter your number (so Tumblr can identify you), create an optional PIN, and pick a blog to which phoned-in posts should be published in Tumblr’s Goodies area, and you’re good to go. One of Tumblr’s key principles is that there are different “types” of posts—text, quotes, links, video, etc.—that each have inherent qualities and features, and phoned-in posts are limited to two minutes in length. [Via: ars]

Back in the day, there was audioblogger for blogger.com, which I would use to mobile audio blog, then came twittergram for twitter (now defunct). Now tumblr brings us Call in audio! Woot. This is fun for me for a couple of reasons, okay several, most of which have to do with music. a) If I want to record a freestyle on the fly, b) I’m at a concert and want to record an audio snippet and c) if I am singing along in my car. Either way, expect some audio treats in the near future. In the meantime go get some q-tips and get the wax out, so you get all of this shabooty goodness, proper.

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Permalink Posted in: odds and ends, shabooty February 18, 2009

SG o the day FTW

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Permalink Posted in: chick, suicide girls February 18, 2009

Obama Dead Monkey Cartoon: Racist?

Round 1: NYPost 1 – Sharpton o

Sharpton: “The cartoon in today’s New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that “Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill.”

“Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?”
Round 2: NYPost 1 – Sharpton 2

NYPost: “The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington’s efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist.”
Round 3: NYPost 3 – Sharpton 2.

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Permalink Posted in: odds and ends, politics February 18, 2009

Kanye West Ft. KiD CuDi – Welcome To Heartbreak (Video) + Kid Cudi Speaks On Taser Incident

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYVxUiwK96c]
Kanye West Feat. KiD CuDi – Welcome To Heartbreak (Music Video) (Official)

I call this the 28.8 Kbps streaming effect… you know back in the day, when you had a dial-up modem and videos would stream all fucked up looking? Well, leave it to Kanye to purposely fuck up his video to look like this. Just kidding – it looks kinda cool… now where are my acid tabs to drop?

Speaking of Kid Cudi, if you go to KidCudi.com to read his statement on the tasing incident in Phoenix, you get this msg:
509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
Apache/1.3.41 Server at kidcudi.com Port 80

Aka homie’s web hosting is all jacked up. Thanks to yours truely and google cache, here’s Cudi’s statement:

about being tasered and arrested

i was tasered (shit hurt like a muthafucka), I WAS NOT ARRESTED…

i left in my car service immediately after the incident took place….

i didnt put my hands on anyone; the muthafucka i was tryna touch, i couldnt reach his fuckin coller to grab him…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, video February 18, 2009

LezLo Is Looking Uber Thin

Lindsay Lohan: May 2008 | June 2008 | February 2009

This is what happens when you stay away from the [man] meat for too long. You end up looking like this.

“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. “I eat just as much as I always have.”
The 22-year-old actress (who has raised eyebrows before for her skinny frame) said she thinks she has just been “working a lot.” She said she also blames “stress … and lack of sleep when I travel.”

Working a lot? Eating the puss does not count as work – though I guess it is if we’re referring to saMAN’s salmon. I have to finally say it, someone send her a memo and tell her she’s not hot. Another picture after the break…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, los angeles, snatch February 17, 2009