Olivia Munn = Hot, But RLY?

Olivia = Hot, but rly?

I always find it interesting that if a chick is a “tech geek” she can get away with being hotter than she really is. I mean, okay, if you took “Olivia Munn” of G4 TV show fame – if there is such a thing, and a) took away the fact that she’s an iJustine-esque tech-geeky chick and b) the fact that she’s part azn, would all of these corny nerds still be drooling over her? I think if you take away her “brainy”-ness – she’s not even an LA 8. You add in the fact that, oh, she’s into gadgets and technology and she’s azn (a common fetish for nerds), then she all of a sudden becomes a 9.5. As far as her personality though, I won’t even shit on her, she’s down to earth and didn’t pin the cunty meter in red – or orange for that matter. And kudos to the creeper guy at Complex Magazine that got her into a Chun-Li outfit for a photoshoot. If you want to check this broad out, a) go to her web page (where you can see her posing with phallic joysticks) and b) check her out on this past Monday’s Greg Fitzsimmons radio show (mp3) on Sirius XM. Greg is one of my fav. comedians. I think he’s one of those people you either love or hate, and I love. Kudos to Greg for doing his best Stern job, at keeping her long winded stories in check (broads can’t tell stories very well), and keeping her on topics that were interesting. Shit, I mean the fake blonde chick iJustine isn’t that hot, but the picture of cramming her while she tapped away on her iphone… that’s hot. That’s the type of chick that will give you road dome while you’re playing Wii’s Mario Kart. That’s why they get those free couple bonus hot points.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, gadget, iphone, los angeles, model, show, sirius, tv, ventilation February 20, 2009

Ginger Suicide Friday

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Permalink Posted in: chick, suicide girls February 20, 2009

This is one of my facebook friend’s real tattoos

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted to (I know the chick not the tattoo artist). I can’t wait for the day that I’ll wanna live forver… you?

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, gods girls, odds and ends, shabooty exclusive, suicide girls February 20, 2009

Rihanna Beaten Face Pic

Rihanna – The face of a battered woman: TMZ has obtained a photo of Rihanna taken after Chris Brown allegedly beat her.

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Poor Rihanna – it’s heartbreaking, she looks so battered. She looks worse than even I could have imagined. Damn.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, music February 19, 2009

Sasha Grey on eating man-mustard

pornstar Sasha Grey talks about sperm

First of all, let me start by saying this video has been watched already 1,774,013 times, so I am not being a shock blogger by posting it. The one thing that is tripping me out is the fact that during this discussion, she’s eating a cup of ice cream and at the same time scooping out ‘stuff’, toppings what have you, that she doesn’t like. Needless to say, this allusion is a little unsettling.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, nude, snatch, video February 19, 2009

KiD CuDi – Day ‘N’ Nite (Official Music Video)

Here we see a pre-tased Kid Cudi in the official video for Day N Nite – the first single off his forthcoming album, Douche on The Moon (-er I mean, Man).

Bonus: After the break is the video for Day N Nite – Crookers Remix.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video February 19, 2009

Taxidermy Pr0n? Wtf!

Umm… Leave it to the Germans and their photography to create this pictorial…of naked broads and well, you’ll see…

…nothing like trying to see around a dead animal while rubbing one out.

Peepit: TORSTEN SOLIN Dolls [NSFW]

I am waiting for the follow up pictorial with Travis the monkey.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, nude, odds and ends February 19, 2009

Speeding Bullet Stopped By Hair Weave

Let me just say, that it’s good to know that this black hawk did not go down.

KANSAS CITY, Mo., Feb. 19 (UPI) — Police in Kansas City, Mo., said a woman’s tight hair weave stopped a bullet, rescuing her from injury and likely saving her life.

Officers said they arrived at the Country View Market at about 11:30 p.m. Wednesday to find the woman’s boyfriend had allegedly shot out the back window of a car, KSHB-TV, Kansas City, reported Thursday.

Investigators said the woman wasn’t injured after her hair weave stopped the bullet and her boyfriend was taken into custody.

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MWAAAHAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, odds and ends February 19, 2009

Study: Men See Women In Bikinis As Objects

MEN SEE WOMEN IN BIKINIS AS TOOLS!

CHICAGO, Illinois (CNN) — It may seem obvious that men perceive women in sexy bathing suits as objects, but now there’s science to back it up.  New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.

The research was presented this week by Susan Fiske, professor of psychology at Princeton University, at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

“This is just the first study which was focused on the idea that men of a certain age view sex as a highly desirable goal, and if you present them with a provocative woman, then that will tend to prime goal-related responses,” she told CNN.

Although consistent with conventional wisdom, the way that men may depersonalize sexual images of women is not entirely something they control. In fact, it’s a byproduct of human evolution, experts say. The first male humans had an incentive to seek fertile women as the means of spreading their genes.

“They’re not fully conscious responses, and so people don’t know the extent to which they’re being influenced,” Fiske said. “It’s important to recognize the effects.”

The participants, 21 heterosexual male undergraduates at Princeton, took questionnaires to determine whether they harbor “benevolent” sexism, which includes the belief that a woman’s place is in the home, or hostile sexism, a more adversarial viewpoint which includes the belief that women attempt to dominate men.

In the men who scored highest on hostile sexism, the part of the brain associated with analyzing another person’s thoughts, feelings and intentions was inactive while viewing scantily clad women, Fiske said.

Men also remember these women’s bodies better than those of fully-clothed women, Fiske said. Each image was shown for only a fraction of a second.

This study looked specifically at men, and did not test women’s responses to similar images.

A supplementary study on both male and female undergraduates found that men tend to associate bikini-clad women with first-person action verbs such as I “push,” “handle” and “grab” instead of the third-person forms such as she “pushes,” “handles” and “grabs.” They associated fully clothed women, on the other hand, with the third-person forms, indicating these women were perceived as in control of their own actions. The females who took the test did not show this effect, Fiske said.

That goes along with the idea that the man looking at a woman in a bikini sees her as the object of action, Fiske said. REST REST>>

Forget a pimps and hoes party, I am gonna throw a Men & Tools party. Nhjic. I wonder if the researchers behind this study were also the same ones behind this Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest. Which is often heralded as the best.study.ever.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, snatch February 19, 2009