Dear John Witherspoon: “Hoochies”

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International Movie Star John Witherspoon lends you a few wise words concerning the fairer sex.

I actually saw John Witherspoon perform stand-up last Friday. Let’s just say he’s funnier in these 1:36 min spurts verses say a whole hour long set. He had me rolling at the 1:19 mark of this video. Co-sign that.

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When Wannabe Models Attack (Your Eyeballs)


Albino Butterface, much? More pix here. Oh, did I mention this chick’s name is Mizz Lyte Bryte?


Her forehead looks like she can speak telepathically. More pics here.

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Miguel Tejada Crying

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Five-time All-Star Miguel Tejada became the first high-profile player convicted of a crime stemming from baseball’s steroids era, pleading guilty in federal court to misleading Congress about the use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Let me just say….WAHHHHHHHH!

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Dennis Rodman on Bubba The Love Sponge – The Rodman Remix Video

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BTLS remixed a little Dennis Rodman footage during his extensive Jeagermeister-fueled stay on The Bubba the Love Sponge Show.

I have to say, the Rodman appearance was insanity. I just might have to holla at bubbaraw if the video is on there in its entirety. This was on the Friday before the Superbowl, Sirius XM show. My man was lit up! Woooowww!

Bonus Rodman Footage:

Dennis Rodman flips out on the set of Celebrity Apprentice 2 and walks off!

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Robin Quivers Dancing To Metronomy

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Robin Quivers Dancing To Metronomy

I’ll take credit for this dumb video, ha ha.

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Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance

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Grindhouse is tired of going to stripclubs and getting no action… So he took matters into his own hands.

It’s sort of messed up to make it rain as a projectile, to complete strangers. But I can’t say it isn’t funny as fizzlesticks.

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We So Broke (Music Video)

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We So Broke!

This should have been the intro musical number of the 81st Oscars instead of what Hugh Jackman did.

by the boys over at livedaybyday.com.

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VA DMV Drivers License Prank Results In New DMV Rules

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Dmv drivers license prank

This is pretty hilarious. The above video has resulted in the following factsheet issued by the Virginia DMV (full factsheet here):

The DMV reserves the right to refuse to issue a driver’s license or identification card to any applicant who appears for photographing in a disguise or intentionally distorts their face to alter their appearance.
A disguise includes, but is not limited to, unusual makeup, paint, wig, sunglasses or false facial hair. Facial distortion includes, but is not limited to, deliberately crossing or squinting eyes, or opening or twisting mouth.
Caps, hats, turbans, et cetera, may be worn for religious or medical reasons only. Additionally, veils worn for religious reasons which cover or partially cover the face may be worn; however, they must be adjusted to allow a full-faced photograph.

God, how I love VA …and by love, I sorta mean like you’d love a red-headed step-child with down-syndrome.

Here is the original 2006 news story (Getting Over on the DMV):

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