The Gigantics – The Explaination Ft. Aesop Rock

Yeah, so what Aesop Rock is all over MTV these days… the man is “jump the shark”-proof. His jet skis have spoilers on ‘em so that he doesn’t catch that kind of air. Peep some new Aesop Rizzle:

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The Gigantics – The Explaination Ft. Aesop Rock

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the gigantics – new song up

sup all

i uploaded a new song off the album “die already” by THE GIGANTICS, a project spearheaded by my good friend mr. Onry Ozzborn (grayskul, oldominion, RSE).

the song features vocals by myself, Onry Ozzborn, and Eligh (Living Legends Crew).

i had an old version up awhile ago with just my verse, but it has since been completed and released.

big up onry, and holler at his page. and yell at jfk too.

http://www.myspace.com/thegiganticsdiealready

best
a.r.

shabootycrest, out.

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Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive January 11, 2009

Barack Obama Visits DC’s Ben’s Chili Bowl

WASHINGTON – You never know who you might find at Ben’s Chili Bowl, the venerable diner in Washington’s U Street district. Even a president-elect.
Barack Obama dropped in Saturday afternoon for a bite to eat with Washington’s mayor, Adrian Fenty.

Obama drew laughs from the Ben’s staff and nearby patrons when he walked up to the counter and asked, “Where’s the food at?”

They ordered a house specialty, a Chili Half-Smoke – a quarter-pound half pork and beef smoked sausage on a steamed bun with mustard, onions and chili sauce. They also picked up some chili-topped french fries and iced tea.

Ben’s Chili Bowl celebrated its 50th anniversary last summer. Asked if this was his first visit, Obama replied: “It is, actually, and it was terrific.” [via WJLA]

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When I interview musicians at the nearby 930 Club, I often ask them if they have stopped by the famed Ben’s Chili Bowl. Usually the answer is no… which is a shame ’cause it’s hella good, esp. if you have beer-munchies. Just a warning, it’s a cash-only spot, and well, you’d be surprised how fast a chili dog and chili fries fills your ass up! Holla! P.S. Apparently Bill Cosby has some deal with the owners that he can eat there for free for the rest of his life, since he’s a known celebrity regular. Chillingly exciting nugget of info, eh?

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Permalink Posted in: dc, food, politics, shabooty exclusive January 10, 2009

Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt.

Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt.

Bruno, the gay fashion correspondent from Austria, played by Sacha looks set to infuriate religious groups with one of the key characters a black model called Jesus who wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns.

Test audiences in the US have seen an early edit and the more religious members at the screenings failed to see the funny side.

That’s a sure-fire sign the film is a belter.

A source said: “Sacha has really gone for the shock tactics this time.

“The characters were created deliberately to wind certain sections of society up and Jesus is one of them.

“It won’t be the first time Sacha has landed himself in hot water. The water might be a little hotter this time round though. Religion isn’t always the best place to poke fun.”

MADONNA sparked outrage in 1989 by making the beast with two backs in the video for Like A Prayer with a bloke the church were convinced she intended as a black version of Christ.

Last month, I revealed Sacha was risking his friendship with Madge by poking fun at her adoption of Malawian nipper DAVID BANDA.

In the film, Bruno and his boyfriend follow in her footsteps by adopting an African orphan, also called David.

Last year Sacha was nicked in Milan for gatecrashing a fashion show for a scene in the film.

He also ruffled feather boas at Kansas Airport in the States by filming his camp antics in the main terminal.

Sacha has only just finished sweeping up the lawsuits from Borat after some of the unwitting stars of the film decided they were exploited.

But I reckon Bruno has the potential to cause the kind of controversy that will guarantee another box office smash.

So when Sacha checks his bank balance the only thing he will have to say is: “It’s niiiiice.”

Isn’t that what religious groups are here for? To infuriate? Sigh. This should be funnay. I just hope Universal Pictures doesn’t sensor SBC and just lets his genius take over the big screen, again.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, los angeles, movie January 10, 2009

The Show That Put the ‘Real’ in Reality TV

I have to give the NYTimes kudos. They make a good point about MTV Real World Brooklyn:

The look of the Red Hook apartment feels equally premillennial. It is in a converted old warehouse with a canoe propped up outside. The show introduces cast members in different spots all over Brooklyn — Brooklyn Heights, Coney Island — as if it were a single neighborhood spackled with pizza and Junior’s cheesecake rather than a place of varied neighbors. The fantasy is that the yuppies never invaded, and the $7 million brownstones and $25-a-pound wild salmon don’t exist.

As Chet explains when he lands in the borough, speaking just under the Brooklyn Bridge: “Brooklyn is usually spoken of as more of a place you don’t want to end up.” He is worried he might be shot. Some intervention would have helped him realize that there’s little chance of that outside the River Cafe.

Exactly. First off all, the house is in Red Hook, and to be cutesey and show landmarks, the cast meets up in varied parts of Brooklyn borough, no where near Red Hook. Dumbo – near the BK Bridge, Coney Island (to get the Req for a Dream-esque landmarks in the shot), and so on. Then, one cast member goes on about not wanting to be shot in BK. Yes, the yuppies took over, and a condo runs about $900,000. Shit is wack, aka uber-safe. I guess that sort of thing excites folks in Middle America that have never been to New York, and still think BKNY is suspect.

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Permalink Posted in: nyc, tv January 10, 2009

Fat Chick Vents On OKCupid Forums: What an UNbelievable JERK! – Epic Fail.

This is an epic lolz. Via: OkCupid.com: Forums / Success – Failure / What an UNbelievable JERK!

I’ve met some jerks in my life, but this one has been by far the worst.
I’ll start off by saying how I noticed a lot of men here complain about not getting messages. Therefore, I decided to take it upon myself to message men in my area who I found interesting. This one in particular was creative, intelligent and handsome…or so his profile led me to believe. We messaged each other on and off through here and IM for about 3 weeks before we met. It’s amazing how much of a connection you can make with someone just by talking to them online. We had a lot in common and a lot of the same outlooks. I could not wait to meet him in person.

So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let’s face it…I looked HOT. We meet at a little cafe/restaurant place, and he was just…rude. He barely made eye contact with me, he spoke in a bored monotone voice. I did most of the talking, and I swear to God he would kind of roll his eyes in a childish way. He habitually checked his watch and his cell phone. When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn’t offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought “This is great, he’s going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before”. Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we’re having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates. The last thing he said was that he’d call to take me out to concert nearby.

A week comes and goes, no word from him. I text him and no reply. I call and get the answering machine. I write him on Okcupid and he deletes his whole account. I was so baffled. That was until saw that he created a NEW profile just yesterday. All it says is that he had a bad okcupid experience, and to please have a full shot of your body.

Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I’m not super model skinny. I don’t have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don’t fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it’s scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!

The comments are priceless: “In my opinion, you can only call your self “curvy” if you actually have multiple curves. IE you have wide hips that shrink to a smaller waist then get bigger again at the chest. See, multiple curves. If you are just a single curve being widest in the middle you are not “curvy” you are fat.”

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Permalink Posted in: chick, snatch, ventilation January 10, 2009

Delancey Suicide Girl

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Permalink Posted in: chick, gods girls, model, suicide girls January 10, 2009

Indian Vixen Suicide [Girl]

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk…
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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, suicide girls January 9, 2009

Japanese In Black Face Singing Louis Armstrong – What A Wonderful World

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The Japanese Louis Armstrong – What A Wonderful World

That guy needs to be drop-kicked. Those Japanese and their corny game shows.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, video January 9, 2009

Eminem – Crack A Bottle

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Eminem – Crack A Bottle Ft Dr. Dre & 50 Cent

Dre & Em are back (and 50). I guess I am sharing Bol‘s sentiment, but 50 comes out flatter than left over NYE champagne. Oh, well the beat is sharp and EM dusted off his Britney Spears composition book, so it’s tight.

This is one of those joints, that inspire you to get on a joy ride, ya know, throw it on one’s iphone, and make it as an excuse to get out the house. Where.to.go…? $

DL Here: Eminem “Crack a Bottle” [zShare]

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Permalink Posted in: 50cent, hip-hop, music January 9, 2009