Shabooty’s 10 Must Have iPhone Apps (& Mobile Websites)

The coolest features of the iPhone, are the neat (and free) apps one can download from the Apps Store. Here is my round up of must-have apps, along with must-bookmark mobile webpages:

#1) m.twitter.com [mobile page]
Ever want to mobile tweet on the go? Twitter’s mobile portal does it all… and it loads uber fast. Bookmark it!

#2) Facebook & Myspace [app]
If you’re ever away from the comp. and need access on the go, these apps do it all. Just cause you’re on the road, doesn’t mean your cyber pimpage has to lack. Download ‘em!

#3) Tip Calculator for iPhone [mobile page]
This is exactly what it says it is… if you want help calculating the tip, just fire up this webpage, put in your total, and it will tell you how much to tip! Cause we know the chick you’re with isn’t going to help pay. :) Bookmark it!

#4) Live Scores [mobile page]
If you’re on the road, and want to quickly find out the scores for sports games, just run this mobile webpage and you’re good. Bookmark it!

#5) Pandora [app]
You’ve used the webpage at work probably, but now you can get the same streaming music from the net functionality on the iPhone with this app. Download it!

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Permalink Posted in: apple, iphone, shabooty, shabooty exclusive January 18, 2009

Thank God You’re A Man (Chart)

Thank God You’re A Man.
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Permalink Posted in: comedy, snatch January 17, 2009

Suicide Broads (Girls) Of The Day

more after the break…
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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, suicide girls January 17, 2009

Shabooty Interview Series: F. Sean Martin (Hatebreed)

You may know F. Sean Martin as the guitarist of Koch Records’ Hatebreed or from House of Blow with Glassjaw frontman, Daryl Palumbo. I know him as: Cardboard City representative and producer. Namely, F. Sean has produced one of the most anticipated albums to be released in 2009: Cage – Depart From Me. If hate doesn’t breed contempt, it sure as hell breeds a talented mother-disable your keyboard. CCWM!

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Shabooty: Who is the exec. producer on Depart From Me (DFM)?
F. Sean Martin: Executive Producers: C. Palko & S. Martin.

Do you prefer to be known as a guitarist or a producer?
Musician/Songwriter/Producer.

How many of your tracks are on the DFM album?
Nine.

What’s your relationship like with Daryl Palumbo? How did you all first meet?
Daryl Palumbo is one of my closest friends. We met via CT/NY Hardcore and mutual friends.

When’s the next Hatebreed album coming out?
TBA.

Tell us a “nugget” about ‘For The Lions’ (Hatebreed’s upcoming album).
I shred a couple of ill guitar solos!

You’re a “brollic” dude, were you ever a bouncer?
Absolutely not, gross…

What does the F. in F. Sean Martin mean? and what’s the difference between F. Sean Martin and Sean M. Martin?
The “F” in F. Sean Martin can stand for so many things… There’s not much of a difference between F. Sean Martin and Sean M. Martin nowadays. They’ve actually settled their differences and have been working together quite a bit lately.

Will you be with Cage when he tours in support of his new album?
Yes.

What other projects are you working on?
Right now I’m finishing up Depart From Me and the “I Never Knew You” E.P. for Cage. I’ve recently started to work on some songs with Wesley Eisold for his “Cold Cave” project. I’ve STILL got to release the KingBeast songs I did awhile back with Motion Man. I’m going to do the LKRZ E.P. with my dudes Chauncey Johnson and Deefy the Kid, as well as a downtrodden, heartbroken minimalist record filled with misery and loneliness with my good friend Peter Morcey. I’m supposed to do some space rock stuff with Dave Wyndorf & Phil Caivano of Monster Magnet fame, and I’m also going to put out a free downloadable instrumental joint soon exploring the realms of 120bpm and up a.k.a. dance music. Then, there’s the ever elusive House of Blow, for whom I’m ALWAYS making tracks, believe it or not.

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Permalink Posted in: cage, cardboard city, hip-hop, interview, music, shabooty, shabooty exclusive January 16, 2009

Notorious (B.I.G. Movie) Reviews

Here are some reviews of the Biggie Smalls biopic: Notorious.

[Rotten] “Feels like Biggie’s Wikipedia page reformatted for the big screen.”
–Chris Richards
Washington Post

[Rotten] “We may never find out who killed Tupac and Biggie, but whoever made this movie could be guilty of assassinating their memories and character.”
–Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies

[Fresh] “Notorious is a good film in many ways, but its best achievement is the casting of Jamal Woolard, a rapper named Gravy, in the title role.”
–Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times

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To me a 54% metareview score means meh… I will def. watch it at some point. (Probably when I have my hands on the dvd), but I don’t think I am rushing out to see this. It’s not like the producers of 8 Mile made it, and at least based on the trailer, Jamal Woolard looks like a corny, less-charming version of B.I.G. Also, I have a problem with supporting any project that helps get Puff Daddy any richer then he already is. He is a douche-chill giving all-star.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, los angeles, movie, music, nyc, reviews January 16, 2009

Yung Berg: Douche Of The Day. Arrested In Miami Driving Wreckless & Weed Possession

Yung Berg Arrested In South Beach Miami For Driving Wreckless & Possession Of Weed! “That’s Just Marijuana” & His Manager Assaults An Officer & Gets Away [Footage Caught On Tape]

This is so idiotic, you’d like to hope the arresting officers are cast members of the show Punk’D, for the sake of Yung Berg, but they aren’t. What a frigging joke Yung Berg is. And his manager you can tell – is a class act as well. Sigh.
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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, video January 15, 2009

Real World Brooklyn Episode 2 Recap & Full Episode Online

MTV Real World Brooklyn: When fruits attack.

This season so far is lacking what the LA season had. #1) LA = groupie central, so it was easy for the guys to bring home skeezes. In replace of that, this season is very much so uber teh fruit (ghey). The only reason to watch this season is to see Baya’s killer ass (esp for a white chick). And it’s also cool when MTV throws on one of my interviewee’s music: Elisa Jordana, in a scene. Nice!

The second episode starts off with the closeted Chet being intrigued by JD’s lube and apparently his horse cock (he uses Magnums), and Chet asks him 20 questions about it, when you know he really wants 20 inches of dick in him.

Then, it cuts to Katelynn and the Suicide girl, the SG doing Katelynn’s hair and they talking about typical broad stuff. I had rushed home from subway with my sub, and I am sorry I can’t look at the screen when Katelynn is on, and eat at the same time. She’s vile.

I also realized, don’t you think that JD (the fruit), dolphin trainer, [his head] looks like a dolphin? You are what you train?

Remember last season when Pretty Boy (Greg) was fucking with the housemates and for example, put used tampon wrappers in people’s beds, hid a chicks underwears, and even scrubbed the grease off the stove with the housemates tooth brushes and put them back in the bathroom? Well, Chet must have been inspired, because he steals one of JD’s famed Magnum rubbers, puts a banana in it, ties it off then throws it in the fish tank. Then denies it outright. Meh, someone should take his magic Mormon underwear and throw those in the fish tank, as well.

Baya, the hottest chick on the show, and aspiring dancer goes to these auditions in Brooklyn. The owner of the dance conservatory, this militant fruit, starts barking orders and breaking her balls, asking her dumb questions and putting her on the spot. This makes Utah girl uncomfortable. Sort of like how Jennifer Connelly looked at the end of Requiem for a Dream when she was getting crammed with a double-headed dildo. This audition doesn’t go so well to say the least.

Next, the roomies all go out at night to CHELSEA section of NYC (note: that isn’t in Brooklyn – it’s in Manhattan), and it’s where the annual gay parade is held. Anyways, Army douche warns Chet about this fact, but ends up tagging along anyways. There they all get hammered, especially Army douche to cope with the masses of fruitcakes. And in typical MTV reality show cliche fashion, the mc that night happened to be a Ru Paul-esque big teh black the ghey, in drag of course, and big enough to be a linebacker instead of a fudgepacker. JD pays Army douche 100$ to dance with, and kiss the Ru Paul fruit on the cheek. He drunkenly agrees and when he goes in to kiss the gay guy, he kisses Army douche on the lips. OMFG. *Nasty face* – Cue the Listerine product placement.
Oh and Chet before going to this said gay bar, is wearing a white bandanna (a sign to fruits that he is throwing up the white flag and wants to give his butt-hymen up – (I just made that up) and also is wearing eye-liner. Sigh. Emo+eyeliner=55% fruity. Hipster+eyeliner=95% fruity.

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Permalink Posted in: jersey shore, nyc, shabooty exclusive, show, tv January 15, 2009

Apple CEO Steve Jobs Takes 6 Month Medical Leave…Letter To Staff…

SEATTLE (AP) – Apple Inc. co-founder and Chief Executive Steve Jobs said Wednesday he is taking a medical leave of absence until the end of June—just a week after the cancer survivor tried to assure investors and employees his recent weight loss was simply caused by a treatable hormone deficiency.

Jobs, 53, said in a letter last week that he would remain at Apple’s helm despite the hormone deficiency, and said he had already begun the “relatively simple and straightforward” treatment for the problem. But in an e-mail to employees Wednesday, Jobs backtracked.

“During the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought,” he wrote.

Apple’s chief operating officer, Tim Cook, will take over Jobs’ responsibilities while he is on leave.

After-hours trading on Apple shares was halted. The Cupertino, Calif.-based company’s stock had sank $2.38, or 2.7 percent, to close at $85.33.

Jobs announced in 2004 that he had undergone successful surgery to treat a very rare form of pancreatic cancer—an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor. The cancer is easily cured if diagnosed early. Jobs did not have a deadlier and more common form of pancreatic cancer called adenocarcinoma.

Email from Steve Jobs to all Apple employees sent today:

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Permalink Posted in: apple, iphone January 14, 2009

Tracy Morgan Phony Phone Call To Sex Operator – Howard Stern Show (1-13-09)

Tracy Morgan Phony Phone Call To Phone Sex Operator – Howard Stern Show (1-13-09)

This is the second Tracy Morgan phony phone call from the brilliant Howard Stern show.

You gottta love this new phony phone call that Sal and Richard put together, using clips of Tracy Morgan talking to crank call a phone sex operator… Audio is NSFW.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sirius January 14, 2009