The Epitome Of The Type Of Person I Cannot Stand

So, there is this DUMB BITCH, right? She “attends” UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX – and by attends I am using that word very lightly as while it has a bunch of campuses, it’s an insult to bricks and mortar out there to even call it a B&M campus university. It’s for dumb-dumbs. This said dumb chick gets an OHANA tattoo on her ribs – as if she’s “introspective” and what could be more ‘deep thinking’ than getting a tattoo inspired from the Disney movie: LiLo and Stitch:

Ohana is one of the main themes of the movie Lilo & Stitch (“Part of Hawaiian culture, Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.”).

So, I goofed on the chick’s tattoo, I said: “you should change it to Obama :), that would be gully.”

Then during the time that lapsed until her reply, I debated in my head, you know, maybe University of Phoenix students aren’t morons – I am going to give this chick the benefit of the doubt. Then she responded:

Caitlin at 7:44am January 27:
“Obama SUCKS!!!!! he is going to ruin america hope you enjoy being the reason the war comes over here in the next 2 years….”

Wow. This is coming from the dumb cunt with the Hawaiian tattoo… if only she was a couple years older, she’d probably be rocking an “A COONA-MA-TATA” tat above her snatch. That means have no worries, ’cause no cum is left behind with this bitch. Fuck her.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, quotes, shabooty, snatch, ventilation January 27, 2009

Britney Spears – “If You Seek Amy” (F. U. C. K. Me)

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Britney Spears – “If You Seek Amy” Hidden Message.

Howard said that Britney Spears has put out a new song called ”If You Seek Amy” and it’s causing some controversy because some radio stations are saying that it’s too close to sounding like ”F U C K Me.” Howard played some of that song.

Lyrics: All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.

if=F
you=U
see=C
k a=K
my=ME

After the break is the official music video. Britney is looking hot again…

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Permalink Posted in: los angeles, music, video January 27, 2009

Drunken Negro Head Cookies

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NYC Bakery Celebrates Barack Obama with ‘Drunken Negro Head’ Cookies.

Is it just me, or do these controversial drunken negro face cookies look like Beetlejuice?

I dunno what to say about these other than they look scrumptious. Perhaps the sequel to this cookie could incorporate rum-balls, cause that would add to the drunken motif of the cookie. I wonder if they’re buy two, get one free purple drank.

Howard Stern said he saw this thing on the internet where Arnold Diaz, the guy who does the ”Shame On You” things for a local news station, goes to a guy who owns a bakery and confronts him about him making ”drunken negro head cookies.” Howard said that he’s doing them as a ”celebration” and they’re big black cookies with big black lips and the Sambo look.

Howard said the people who are interviewed about it say that the guy uses the N-word when he sells them the cookies. Howard played the clip where some people were being interviewed about the cookies and they were saying that the guy is saying that Obama is going to get what’s coming too him just like Lincoln did.

Howard said that the chef at this place is just like Sal. He doesn’t get it when he’s wrong. The Howard TV guys showed a picture of the heads and Sal said it looked just like Robin. He said he was just kidding though. That’s what he does at his comedy shows too.

Howard said that what’s amazing is that this guy has a successful business and he’s always packed but now he’s in the news for making these heads. He said that all the guy has to do is make his cakes but he has to do this controversial thing. The guy was perfectly willing to talk to Arnold Diaz about them too. The guy had also made some dead geese cookies after the recent plane crash.

In the clip they took the cookies out on the street and showed it to people walking by. A lot of the people were shocked by what they were seeing.

After the clip Howard said he’s looking forward to the Auschwitz Eclair. Artie said that’s a guy who must have race on his mind all the time. Robin said that’s much like their Sal. Sal said that it’s not on his mind all the time. He said that he doesn’t see race like that. Robin said that he does too. Sal asked her what she was seeing when she looked at him. Robin said she sees ”a guy.” Sal said that he sees a woman when he looks at her. Artie said he sees a jerk off.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, howard stern, politics, video January 27, 2009

Kanye West Now Known As Martin Louie The King, Jr. But Forever Remembered As a Douche

So apparently the LV Don now wants to be known as Martin Louie The King, Jr. … if Rick Flair could rap, only then could someone create a video like Kanye has… which pins the needle on the douche meter to red.
I will say, the shit is funny… but confirms he’s surrounded by a bunch of yes men. And I am not saying yes men would accept anal, but I am saying they prolly wouldn’t scoff at it, esp. if one is wearing some Louis Vuitton Sneakers as they plow their balloon knots in. Famed Chi town native, eh? Setting trip, or setting trend?

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, video January 27, 2009

Animal Collective – My Girls

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Hove Festival, Norway, June 2008

Song is formerly known as “House”

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Lyrics:
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There isn’t much that I feel I need
A solid soul and the blood I bleed
With a little girl, and by my spouse
I only want a proper house

I don’t care for fancy things
Or to take part in a precious wait
And to provide the man you ask
I will, with heart, on my father’s grave

I don’t mean
To seem like I care about material things
Like a social status
I just want
Four walls and adobe slabs
For my girls

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Entire Hove set mp3′s found here:

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Permalink Posted in: dc, music, video January 26, 2009

Suicide Girls Of Monday: Fatality Suicide & Sheena Suicide

MORE. . .
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Permalink Posted in: chick, gods girls, model, suicide girls January 26, 2009

Itis Poster

itis

a naturally occuring drowsy feeling that is created when a person, normally of the African-American race (although it may affect peoples of all creeds), eats a large amount of fried, salty, or fatty foods…this feeling usually causes one to sip some purple drank and take a nap.

If you didn’t know what itis meant, you do now.
Photo by my homie Landmine, and in the photo is my homie dirT-. The fried chicken remnants pictured are from the Safeway grocery store in SW, Washington D.C., purchased the date of the 2009 Barack Obama Inauguration, natch. Historical Itis.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, politics, shabooty, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive January 26, 2009

I Love Inane Facebook Status Conversations

Good game, Kirsten.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, odds and ends, shabooty January 26, 2009

Jose Canseco Danny Bonaduce Fight

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To say this fight wasn’t a money grab is like saying bird shit doesn’t have berries in it. The fight ended up in a draw, the perfect setup for a rematch. Note in the below pictures: those aren’t real tats on Jose Canseco, but he’d make one sexy Suicide Girl.

ASTON, Pa. — Jose Canseco struck out in his bid to punch out a Partridge.

The one-time admittedly juiced Bash Brother had only warning track power in the ring. He staggered former child star Danny Bonaduce with a couple of big blows in Saturday night’s three-round fight, but failed to deliver the knockout punch and the celebrity boxing match ended in a deflating majority draw.

Canseco seemed like he was doing the one thing he never did to American League pitchers — take it easy on him.

“There’s no reason I should have done this well,” said Bonaduce, his nose bloodied. “Part of me says there’s a decent man right there that didn’t want to kill the little guy. I feel weird that we tied.”

The 6-foor-4 Canseco jolted the 5-6 Bonaduce a couple of times in round 1 and a couple more in round 3. Bonaduce, who played Danny Partridge on the The Partridge Family, never went down. Bonaduce predicted he would be knocked out, only to hang in there and land a few body blows on the hulking Canseco.

There were few big blasts and most of the crowd of 1,500 at a suburban Philadelphia ice rink started to leave before a decision was announced.

Canseco did more serious damage when his grand slam dented the centerfield camera in Game 1 of the 1988 World Series.

“For a guy my size to hit him like that and he didn’t go down, wow,” Canseco said. “If he were my size, he probably would have knocked me out of the ring.”

Bonaduce didn’t much time to play rope-a-dope against Canseco. The bout featured only three, 1-minute rounds.

Bonaduce was clearly the hometown favorite. He was born in nearby Broomall and hosts a local morning radio show out of Philadelphia. His station had a promotional tent set up near the ring and plenty of fans surveyed predicted Bonaduce would win. His entourage carried three championship belts — which he said he bought himself — to the ring as he entered to the familiar chords of Another One Bites The Dust. He was billed on his robe as Danny “Boom Boom” Bonaduce.”

Canseco expected to hear some boos and even chants of “Ster-oids!” from the notoriously harsh Philly fans. They must have all been at the 76ers game because the crowd was indifferent, with only a couple of scattered boos.

He puffed on an electronic cigarette as he made the slow walk to the ring and was introduced as the “greatest pure athlete to ever play the game of baseball.”

The pre-fight introductions were the last bit of entertainment for the night.

“It’s a trainwreck,” said fan Butch Tressel. “Everyone likes to see a ridiculous trainwreck from time to time.”

And no, neither boxer was drug tested.

“Thank God, no,” said promoter Damon Feldman, laughing.

One judge scored the fight 2 rounds to 1 for Canseco and the other two judges scored one round for each and another even.

Bonaduce never looked in any serious trouble and Canseco seemed hesitant to go after him with ferocious cuts.

“He hit me harder than I’ve ever been hit my entire life,” Bonaduce said.

Canseco took his second shot at celebrity boxing after he was whupped by former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema in his debut boxing match last July. Bonaduce, is like Mike Tyson in his heyday in the outlandish celebrity boxing circuit. He’s beaten Barry “Greg Brady” Williams and Donny Osmond.

Surely Reuben Kincaid would have advised Bonadecue to book a different gig on this night.

The 44-year-old Canseco took the fight because he’s strapped for cash and claims to have squandered nearly $45 million in a career where he hit 462 career home runs. Bonaduce had more of a bucket list reason to slug it out with baseball’s most notorious Bash Brother.

This was amateur night even before the main event started nearly an hour after its advertised time.

There was a scoring error in an undercard bout and the wrong winner was announced, one fighter turned around when the wrong entrance music was played and the ring announcer’s microphone cut out trying to introduce former WWE wrestler Sandman.

Sandman, who lost, was the headliner on an undercard stuffed with mostly local boxers. Vince Papale, the former Philadelphia Eagle who inspired the movie Invincible, was the guest referee in the main event.

“Their biggest concern is that I’m not taking this seriously and I am,” Papale said.

Turns out, Papale had nothing to worry about.

Bonaduce and Canseco hugged after the match and posed for pictures with their families.

In typical boxing hype, Feldman promised a sequel.

“We’re going to do the rematch,” he said. “L.A. Soon.”

Pictured Left: Former baseball player Jose Canseco, left, lands a punch to the body of Danny Bonaduce during a celebrity boxing match Saturday, Jan. 24, 2009, in Aston Pa. (AP Photo/ Joseph Kaczmarek)

Pictured Right: Former Philadelphia Eagle Vince Papale, center, holds up Jose Canseco arm as the judges decision is read following a celebrity boxing match with against Danny Bonaduce, left, in Aston Pa. on Saturday Jan. 24, 2009. The celebrity boxing match ended in a deflating majority draw.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, howard stern January 25, 2009