Lil Wayne Katie Couric Interview
Katie teh cougar wants some gangsta dick. She shoulda asked him what magazines/publications he reads… see if he pulls a Palin.
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Katie teh cougar wants some gangsta dick. She shoulda asked him what magazines/publications he reads… see if he pulls a Palin.
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50 Cent To Rick Ross: “I’ma Fuck Your Life Up, For Fun.”
At the end of the day, Diddy Blogs are so annoying that even this cliche 50 Cent video blog is a breath of fresh air. I think both these cats can use an injection of life into their careers. It might just come down to Rick Ross having a heart attack. Then, I’ll have to suffer feeling guilty the next time I come back home from the bars to get a McDonald’s breakfast. The problem here though is 50 Cent ain’t angry enough. You aren’t gonna come correct on a diss track (and neither of them have), unless there is a true source of blood boil. Ross is all passive in his radio interviews (specifically with shade45). He sounded like Imus did on Al Sharpton’s radio show. If we’re gonna be beefing can we get this thing really crack-a-lacking? Score 0-0.
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And in related news, rapper DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, 38, listens to the proceedings in the courtroom, Friday, Jan 30, 2009, in Phoenix. DMX has been sentenced to serve 90 days in jail. Simmons pleaded guilty in December to one felony count of theft, one count each of felony possession of marijuana and a narcotic drug and a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty. (AP Photo/Jack Kurtz, Pool)

DJ Semtex
Either DJ Semtex is a really good guy (or is it that Briton accent) or Wale is just such an extraordinarily big douche – that everyone in comparison is a good guy. The gassed up star-fucker Wale is just like every other asshole in D.C. He was doing a phoner interview with UK’s DJ Semtex, and mid-interview, Wale posts this on his twitter page:

If you’re gonna be an asshole and still want to be real and win fans just come out and say it, “I’m an asshole.” I respect self-admitted assholes. But not bores at the art of interview: Wale. Remember kids, this is Why Assholes Lose, Everytime.
[via: DJSemtex.com - go there to hear the audio interview - DJ Semtex calls Wale out about his twitter message during their interview, and Wale plays it off...]
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I never really “got” Rick Ross… and 50 hasn’t dropped anything hot since AYBABTU was popular on the interwebs. Here’s the diss response to Rick Ross’ Mafia Music. I’m not really impressed. Shouldn’t 50 Cent be busy beta-testing Vitamin water instead of making music? That was the last good product he helped put out. …cause if you didn’t know, 50 Cent’s “The Power and The Money” reality show was canned. Good game.
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Larry King : “My son would like to be black”
I guess we have come a long way, eh?
Speaking of Larry King, check out this sketch from Howard Stern’s old channel 9 show in which he plays Larry King:
Howard Stern does Larry King “kielbasa queen”.
and speaking of Barack Obama, check out this ill ‘gigapan’ super zoom picture of Obama at the inauguration (1.4 Gigapixel image). Basically you can zoom from this:

to this:

check it out here.
Crazy, huh? (the zooming, not Larry King’s son).
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The Real Map To Gary DellAbate Baba Booey’s CT House.
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A shabooty exclusive.

Peace and love, peace and love… this year’s Coachella lineup looks strong.
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