ODDS & ENDS

My fantasy match-up update… think I can pull this one out?

winner gets some Jimmy Choos:

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[current song: Chester French - Jimmy Choos - El-P Remix]

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My dream [log] about Artie Lange:

So, I was at some venue – killing time (I was part of the ‘Artie Lange’ camp/entourage, if you will), and Artie was performing at another part of the venue. So, I was helping him out, but at that time I was chilling, taking in a musical performance which was going on at the same time, and I had my keys… well, Artie’s keys in front of me, along with my wallet. I see this handicap dude next to me… next thing I know, I see that he swiped Artie’s [car]keys! – to his turquoise benz convertible. I get the cops to grab this guy, but somehow while the guy didn’t get away, the keys did.

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At the end of the gig, I meet up with Artie and we’re walking outside toward the parking lot and his car isn’t there, but across the street we see the car at a Shell gas station. It’s some douches wearing Oakland A’s hats (Eric the Midget’s friends?) in the car. Artie was cool, he said he didn’t have any valuables in the car (and how hard will it be to spot a turquoise benz convertible?). So Artie had just did a gig, so he’s all sweaty, yet we all just start running chasing after this car in a Shell gas station… I don’t think we caught up to them, but at that point i woke up. The end.

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Check out this crazy Spider-man tatto:

more here.

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Random ass question for the DC-ians… is Duke Zeibert’s restaurant still open?

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Check out these Aesop Rock joints… he stopped by and did some live shit for daytrotter.com.

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And last but not least: The presidential SHOCKER:

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Uh oh, I am starting to lose in fantasy:

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, odds and ends, sports November 16, 2008