Shabooty Interview Series: Megan Heaton (Playboy Model + Miss Howard TV November)

Photo by Dawn Dougherty

Who’s smoking [hot] and visiting the Playboy Mansion this weekend? I am a black and mild away from being one of those things. Megan Heaton on the other hand, could have virginal lungs and be both of those things. You should recognize her as Miss Howard TV for the month of November, aka the really hot Playboy model that stopped by The Howard Stern Show this week. She’s also a real-estate agent, but she should ask herself why she always finds herself only showing the bedrooms of houses to potential [male] buyers. Anyways, this interview is for John Stamos, so he has talking points when he meets Megan Heaton at the Playboy Mansion… Cheers!

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Shabooty: How did you get to be Miss Howard TV?
Megan Heaton/Miss Howard TV November: I went on this casting-call for Maria’s Angels and met [HTV staffer] Mike Gange and he said I should come in and audition. I went in and next thing they said I was Miss Howard TV for November.

So, you’re part Native American and what? Irish?
Italian and Spanish …You’d think with a name like Megan one would be Irish.

Do you have any sisters that are as hot as you?
I have a sister who is only 14 – I don’t talk about her like that.

Do you only pal around with fellow Playboy chicks?
My best friend is a girl from Playboy, Michelle Panzarella. But mostly regular girls (not into modeling)… normal chicks from college that are hot too, but don’t do modeling and stuff.

Would you agree, the hottest chick in a pack of girls is usually the first one entering a room/in the front of the pack?
I would have to agree it is true, it is true. There has to be some psychology behind it. I don’t do that though, I walk in like whatever – I think a lot of my girlfriends are hot.

What shoots do you have coming up?
Another shoot for Playboy coming up soon. I am going to LA to go to the Playboy mansion, and I’ll also be meeting my new manager. I did extra work on Lipstick Jungle which comes out this week. I’ll be wearing a little tiny ass referee outfit. I hated wearing it all day.

So, if an average guy is ever dating a Playboy model, should they knock her up for the sake of her being way hot, and to trap her?
That’s crazy… I don’t think they should do that to anyone, that’s crazy [laughing].

Do you only date male models?
No, I don’t date models at all. They’re too self-absorbed and stuck on themselves.

Aside from Howard Stern, who were you attracted to the most from the show?
I love Robin [Quivers], I think shes great. I love Artie, I think he’s great, he just doesn’t give a fuck.

Yeah well, would you date Artie, though?
Fuck no, I wouldn’t date him. I wouldn’t date any of them besides Howard, and I love Robin. And Artie’s personality – but he’s a train-wreck, how would I tame that?

Do you think you’ll dabble in girls again?
Yeah, I would. She’d have to be super hot and a 10. It’s a spontaneous thing, not something you plan out. I won’t say it won’t happen again.

What kinda music are you into?
I love everything. Prince – that’s #1. I like alternative, pop, I love Britney. M.I.A., they’re another favorite – they’re awesome – they have three songs that are really good.

Where’d you grow up and you’re from Philly, right?
I grew up in South Jersey – but I’ve lived in Philly for 5 years now.

I always heard Philly has unattractive people..?
You are so right about that – it’s very true. There’s such a small percentage of hot girls there, that I probably know them all.

What part of Philly?
Center City.

Would you ever do you know full-blown porno?
OMG – no never – only pose for Playboy, that’s as far as I’m going to go. It’s classy, if you’re going to do it, it’s the only way to go.

Which celebrities that if you met, would be the David Spade to your Jillain Grace?
Maybe David Beckham if he wasn’t married… but girls really do that shit.
Jillian Grace got all that shit just from being on The Howard Stern Show – hotter chicks [out there] that could have been playmates, but Howard got her where she wanted to go. She’s soo plain – she got a kid out of it, right?

Do you get star struck easily?
No… I’ve hung out with a bunch of celebrities before.

Pauly Shore?
As a joke I grabbed his ass, and my friend took a picture and we ran away. He’s repulsive, girls circle around him, though. It seems weird if you know he fucks playmates [to still be on his nuts]. That’s what he does and I wouldn’t wanna be that girl.

Were you ever an ugly duckling or you were always hot? Geek to sheik?
When I was in high school, I didn’t come into myself – you have an awkward stage in high school. I didn’t get to work out and do the things and look the way i wanna look ’til senior year. I was made fun of, “flat chested,” and shit. It’s weird too, all the girls [that I went to high school with] are all fat [now] – it’s fucked up, they were so popular, and now they aren’t.

Would you rather go for a jock or a musician or a comedian? And don’t say Dane Cook.
Whyyyy? I love Dane Cook! And I’m a huge Chris Rock fan, I think he’s hilarious.
Jock, Musician, or Comedian?
Musician – I like the artsy types, musician. Jocks are stuck up, I don’t have time for that.

With the real-estate market shitty, has that given you more of a chance to concentrate on your modeling career?
Yeah, totally. Last couple of months I’ve really been able to… I hope [the market] gets better soon, but it has allowed me to do other things.

Are you dating someone now?
No – single, single, loving life. I have to really really like someone [to date them], I’m a really independent person and don’t need to be with someone 24-7, I like being single.

How many guys have proposed to you?
Only 1, only 1…

What are you going to dress up as this Halloween?
Me and my girlfriend are gonna be sexy french maids.

Are you going to the Playboy Mansion for the infamous Halloween party?
Yeah – my flight is at 5am tomorrow morning. I guess Artie will call me if he goes. I’ll keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t act up and fall off the wagon and get fucked up and stuff.

What’d you think of Howard Stern when you met him?
I was really nervous – it’s the King of All Media – he broke so many barriers about free speech, say what you wanna say, he’s awesome, even role model-wise. When I met him, it was totally cool. I thought I was gonna be more nervous than I was. [When stopped me and] he told me I have to tell the [lesbian] story the right way, I was cracking up. I couldn’t believe he was narrating my [sex story like this], it was all fun.

Were there any major douches on the Stern show/staff?
No – everyone was really cool except Fred, who said I had a small ass. Howard said, “look at that ass,” and Fred said it was small. Everyone was super cool. I was really surprised how well it went. They kept me in [the studio] for a long time, for 35 minutes. Never know where it’s gonna go – Howard could go either way, but it went well.

What other shows have you been on?
This was the first major one, and also local stations in my area. I’ve done a little bit of modeling, and I’ve been in a music video with Emmure.

And what other magazines other than Playboy?
I was in Maxim (hometown hottie), too – July 2007.

Why aren’t you the [Playboy] centerfold?!
I wanna be – we’ll see what happens, ya don’t know – I wanna be playmate – I feel honored to be a Playboy model – but you wanna be the best, at the top of what you do.

Where should folks check you out in the time being (aside from Howard TV for the month of November)?
My myspace – people have been hitting it a lot, with thousands of hits [the morning of my show appearance] and dozens of messages a day. Some dudes are out of control – dudes are like, “I’ll be your personal slave, I want you to treat me like shit, I’ll give you all my money,” I dunno what’s wrong with these people writing all of that stuff, it’s really funny.

THANK YOU MEGAN, XXXOOO!

shabooty.com-2008 exclusive.

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