Everyone’s An Asshole These Days. . .

kanye west LA
At Least Some Make Half-Decent Music (Maybe)

We can all agree that the poster boy for doucheiness is Kanye West. His new track is fucking hot though… who knew some emoness+autotune could do the man some good.

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Kanye West – Heartless

Here’s a list of …

the non-assholes of the moment:

red-stripe beer

megan miss howard tv november 2008

kosha dillz

ill bill (whom is performing this friday in baltimore)

and this duo:

& the assholes of the moment:

one of megan’s photographers

a kosha dillz fan (in specific – obvs not in general). laffle.

the dude that lives above me (or beside me – I can never tell) that is forever on the guitar/singing really shitty cover songs

people who can’t walk and drink water at the same time (inside joke)

let’s see… russian adopted wannabe model overly air-brushed chicks from baltimore (lol)

douches who talk shit anonymously over IM and have about 10 auxiliary screennames

jeff weiss (not a a-hole) (but I still do think kanye’s new album is going to suck -overall-).


anyone with eyes can $ee that.

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5 Responses to “Everyone’s An Asshole These Days. . .”

  1. shabootyNo Gravatar says:

    and a late addition to the assholes list:
    fat chicks who hours earlier tell you it takes a guy several dates to get some action out of em, later telling you that they just banged a random guy :)
    and when I say a fat chick I mean she’s literally eating in every one of her facebook pictures.

  2. JeffNo Gravatar says:

    Nah, I’m pretty sure I’m an asshole.

  3. shabootyNo Gravatar says:

    rofl. me2…cept i am really nice. :( a nice asshole.
    like a perfect balloon knot that still exerts a lot of shit!

  4. MelodyNo Gravatar says:

    You going to see Ill Bill? I have tix..

  5. shabootyNo Gravatar says:

    word. i may. depends on a few things.

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