I Would Just Like To Say Publicly, My Closest Of Friends Are Vaginas




…but I won’t name names.

Those assholes had me driving around Baltimore with my windows down blaring this:

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United Nations -  The Shape Of Punk That Never Came

I coulda been shot… aside from dirty looks! ;) Good thing the aviators are bullet proof, right? That’s the #1 exporter of Kevlar eye-wear… Italy-made designer sunglasses, correct?

Anyways, to the BFF’s out there… douche-chills, much?


Drawings by Natalie Dee.

My assumption is that Natalie Dee’s bestfriends suck, too… hence her ability to create such kick-ass drawings!

Time to drink a beer and watch CRANK. (Oh and I lost in fantasy football by 2 pts… Good game).

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Random blurry booty, anyone?


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