I Would Just Like To Say Publicly, My Closest Of Friends Are Vaginas



…but I won’t name names.
Those assholes had me driving around Baltimore with my windows down blaring this:
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United Nations - The Shape Of Punk That Never Came
I coulda been shot… aside from dirty looks! ;) Good thing the aviators are bullet proof, right? That’s the #1 exporter of Kevlar eye-wear… Italy-made designer sunglasses, correct?
Anyways, to the BFF’s out there… douche-chills, much?


Drawings by Natalie Dee.
My assumption is that Natalie Dee’s bestfriends suck, too… hence her ability to create such kick-ass drawings!
Time to drink a beer and watch CRANK. (Oh and I lost in fantasy football by 2 pts… Good game).
$

Random blurry booty, anyone?
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