MTV Paris Hilton’s My New BFF Full Episode One Premieres

I have friends on the ‘Book of Face’ that are hotter than Paris.

I am proud of myself, I didn’t bother watching the premier of MTV’s Paris BFF!

I won’t say who, but I know one of the contestants on the show. We were both in Brooklyn a couple weekends ago, and I got the blow-off txt: “Busy on the computer; deadlines for MTV”

It’s the lack of thought that doesn’t count, eh?

Anyways, how lame is that. :)

So, now I won’t even bother watching the show… it can’t be that good can it?

It’s a show about peons kissing Paris Hilton’s ass. Fuck that.

I remember when I was took a Public Relations class in college, one of my classmates was recounting her intern experience at a Baltimore, MD Television station, and she told the class that the best experience of her internship was when Paris came in one day to do the weather for their newscast (for The Simple Life). It’s those peons that worship Paris that I cannot stand. BFF=Best Fckface Forever.

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FYI – This weekend I’ll be reading the manual on clitorises…….. it’s in braille.

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Speaking of Paris…

DJ AM TO PARIS: “I’m Lucky To Be Alive”
Today at 5:47pm
The celebrity spinner sent the sentiment via text to Paris Hilton, who relayed the message during an appearance on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show.
“All of the love and support means a lot to him. He’s such a good person,” said Hilton of her longtime friend, who barely escaped a deadly plane crash.
“I think God saved him.”
Hilton said that she hasn’t spoken to him or his fellow survivor, Travis Barker, over the phone yet, but that she and sister Nicky had exchanged texts with AM “the other day.”
AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein and who was once engaged to Nicole Richie, recounted to Hilton “how scary it was” as his Learjet burst into flames while trying to take off in Columbia, S.C.
“It’s so scary. I am so scared to go on small private planes now,” said Hilton, adding that she learned about the Sept. 19 crash as she was on a plane landing in Milan.
“I will never take that kind of plane again,” said Hilton.
AM was discharged from a Georgia burn center on Friday and flew back to Los Angeles, where he is being treated on an outpatient basis. Barker checked out of the hospital Monday and is heading back to L.A. on a specially equipped bus.

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I have no clue how DJ AM gets back on a plane to LA after that horrific experience. It’s not like he can get a liquored up for the flight if he’s still technically recovering in outpatient treatment.

View Episode 1 Of MY NEW BFF PARIS HILTON: Welcome To The Dollhouse.

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