Mr. Greengenes Fans Apparently Love The Cock!

I am not sure why I am revisiting this, as when I originally wrote about the local coverband Mr. Greengenes, it was probably a bore, but what the hell. I am waiting for my friend to get to my place, and have time to kill.

Rule number one of talking shit on the interwebs. Post your real name and email… otherwise all I have to go by is your dumb little IP address: 68.100.73.42

New comment on your post #4347 “Mr. Greengenes: Good, Bad, Or Annoying?”
Author : MRGG Fan (IP: 68.100.73.42 , ip68-100-73-42.dc.dc.cox.net)
E-mail : blowme@aol.com
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Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=68.100.73.42

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I will now post this loser’s flame comment, and break it down line by line (italics is the douche, bold is me).

MrGG Fan: First off…you’re a douche.

Shabooty: Shrug, I prefer asshole.

Second…Linkin Park’s BLEED IT OUT is current and they’re a good band, so you’re retarded to think Linkin Park should only be played in 2004.

I love people who comment anonymously on my blog defending the covering of Linkin Park songs. Linkin Park is wack as fuck. They have a distribution deal with Hot Topic , so their cds are sold right on the counter. That’s not counter-culture, that’s douchery. The only reason I don’t totally dismiss Linkin Park is that they’re friends with artist Alex Pardee (who rocks). I think it’s one thing to play Linkin Park, it’s a whole nother lame level to cover Linkin Park, as if they’re hip. It’s watered down hip aka more dense lameness, you lame fuck.

Third…you lost all credibility with that AESOP ROCK statement.  His shows are only $20 for a reason, idiot.  Do you really think hip-hop (especially AESOP Rock’s stuff) is actually fun to hear LIVE after 5 minutes of being in a big bar?  Keep thinking repetitive loops (spun on a record) and decent lyrics from a rapper with no sense of MUSIC who raps 400 bars before the chorus hits is actually entertaining when you’re out at a bar with your friends.

In your comments about Aesop Rock, I take it wikipedia was your friend, cause apparently all in your CD deck is Linkin Park cds. I love comparing cover bands to original artists. Do I really have to make this argument AGAIN? And to answer your question, his live shows are dope as fuck. And Aes’ fans are dope as fuck too, the after-party [of an Aesop Rock show] spills right into the fucking street where you kick it with everyone. Try “spilling into the street” at Arlington, VA’s “Clarendon BallDoucheRoom,” and see how cool people, and “MrGGs” fans are. They’re assholes like you. You’re contradicting yourself… admittedly decent lyrics, eh?… and btw, he’s a rapper that produces as well. You obvs haven’t seen him live, so you can’t talk, dumb-dumb. And fyi, I don’t think he plays corny suburbs “bars,” unless he’s in town to teabag your ….

Additionally, they pack every huge bar with hot girls who love them.  The fact that you can’t find something positive in a bar full of girls should make you question yourself.

They pack every huge bar with annoying, dim-witted broads with bad taste. They’re the followers in life, if they follow a fucking coverband. Gimmie a break. And I do find something positive in a bar full of broads, I head for zee hills aka the rooftop to avoid the lame music.

MRGG covers songs better than most of the bands they cover.  They put on a great show, it’s fun, and they’re not trying to prove anything.  They’re great musicians (most of them are actually music teachers).  Go listen to their original song MISSION before you say that they’re not REALLY musicians.

They play songs better than the original bands they’re covering? They’re “showmen”, sure. Shrug. Their fans prove a lot when they speak for them. Music instructors never gave anyone douchechills. Laf. Shrug…

Pipsqueak, they make great $$ and play 4 or 5 nights a week (booked a year in advance) and they love what they do.  Did I mention most people (who have better taste in music than Aesop Rock) have a blast at their shows?

They make great money from cover charges to enter bars, not from me buying their tickets.

Next time you want to go to that bar….call the venue or use the internet to find out who’s playing before you go….or stay home and keep practicing your rhymes yo!

Kill yourself

No, I’ll gladly pay to see MrGG, I can’t wait to hear their LOVE LOCKDOWN – Kanye West cover. I am sure it’s great, after it’s ironed out in a few months. I will stay home and keep shitting on you, then I’ll go out. :) Cheers.

Go fuck yourself.

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