A Shot At Love 3: No One On The Corner Has Swagger Like Us

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A Shot At Love [3] is back, minus Tila Tequila. Maybe this season, they’ll actually have a bachelorette with a personality. After two seasons the only thing I learned from that show is just because you’re “bi”, it doesn’t mean that you’re exempt from having the personality of a wall.

Anyways, here’s your chance to make a fool of yourself:

• Shot At Love 3 – Guys Casting Application
• Shot At Love 3 – Girls Casting Application

Remember kids, leave all humility, class, and talent at the gates of pearly reality tv.

I will say this though, if you compare Paris Hilton’s latest blog post, and Tila’s latest post, I think one would want to strangle Paris more. There are some commonalities though, they’re both going on and on and about how “happy” they are currently:

Tila: I finally deserve to tear away from all of that and have happiness within myself. I haven’t been this happy for SUCH a long time and this is how I know I am on the right path. I will not allow media people to try to ambush my life with their “gossip” and once again mess up what I have and the relationships that I am in.

Paris: My favorite part of the summer has been the time I’ve gotten to spend on tour with my love Benj :) We always have the best time together and he’s played some shows in some pretty rad places: Orlando for example, so we got to go to Disney World, which is always a blast! He’s such an amazing boyfriend and so talented too…I love watching him perform on stage, so hot! :) Loves it!

the future projects they have going on:

Tila: I try to just focus on having fun(because I am pretty good at it) , and my new BOOK, ALBUM, and TV SHOW in the works this year…..

Paris: I’m so excited to announce that I’ve wrapped taping of “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” I’ve been LOVING every moment in the editing room, and am sitting there literally in tears, every day, laughing so hard at all the priceless moments from the footage. Also I’m thinking that a lot of the crazier scenes might just end up on the DVD….there is so much footage and even though some will be edited out as all shows must do, I want you to be able to see it and laugh as much as I have been! ;)

and Paris goes the extra mile by saying, “loves it!” every two seconds:

Barf. Does LV make barfbags?

P.s.

Though, Paris wins – she uses the word “love” 8 times, to Tila’s 11 times!

Photo Ctsy MTV/Sam Comen: Paris Hilton’s My New BFF premieres at 10pm on Tuesday, September 30th on MTV. Tune in, its gonna be hot :) Loves it!

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