Time To Make Fun of People On Facebook!

Let’s play a game… I’ll pull up the first 10 random facebook friends of mine, post their pics…and caption them aka make fun of their dumb existences!
[This is a pastime... try it, it's better than watching water polo on nbc].

1)

When you only have two more years of being hot before you hit the wall — why not sprawl yourself across a pool table for a picture.

2)

Please please no dog meat for dinner tonight!

3)

If you squeeze your tits together hard enough, your father just might come home tonight.

4)

Colin Farrell picture=cool. Colin Farrel picture @ Roosevelt Hotel= Hoe-rific.

5)

I believe I can fly –by fly I mean have huge tits.

6)

My big booty landed me an NFL running back. Not pictured: my big booty.

7)

Hanna Montana makes ^this^ okay.

8)

You know you’re only 1.5 shrooms away from standing next to a unicorn with wings.

9)

Dumb white chicks…making the peace sign played the fuck out since 2001.
Bonus:

10)

In 2050 grandmothers with saggy skull chest tats could be all the rage right? At least she hopes so.

These people ARE my facebook friends, btw.
Hahaha.
$

Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, facebook, los angeles, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, snatch, ventilation August 11, 2008