Real World Hollywood Reunion = A Times Square Unbeweavable Borefest

The Real World Hollywood Reunion was a bore-fest. Surprisingly boring basically –the Tila2 reunion was way more entertaining. I dunno who that British host was, but she sucked (thou better than the Tila2 reunion’s host). The only thing that sucked worse, was that Carlos guy down in Times Square that they kept throwing to. If they wanted to get a fruity looking Mexican fruit to be a correspondent, they coulda got Trent. At least he has a personality.
Anyways… and the most interesting part of the reunion? Apparently the ‘sistas’ on the show did turn hollywood… and by that I mean they straightened their HURRE (hair). Here are some shots below. The dumb fuc*ing host coulda asked em about their new looks, no? What, am I the crazy one?

“It’s just my personality, I like to have fun –usually I’m just really happy,” “Wahhhh, I kissed another guy when I have a boyfriend, and now I straightened my hair, wahhh” — Brittani

Brianna - Before Pic

Brianna - After Pic

Brianna - After Pic

Brittani - Before Pic

Brittini - After Pic

Brittani - After Pic

Brianna & Brittini

Janelle - Before Pic

Janelle - After Pic

Janelle - After Pic (left)

Yesss, you’re seeing correct, Janelle redid her fuc*ing hair too, right? God, that’s annoying.

Jump the shark x 3 meters.

Anyways, in actuality, the last 2 segments are the only worthy ones. A) When Janelle goes on and confronts the supreme asshole Will, breaking his balls, and B) the un-aired never shown before footage package. The funny part also is that in the version that aired on TV, The “Tres” Amigos (Will, Nick and Dave) Plugged their upcoming gigs…as in a tour of bars across the country, Will plugged the cd he’s working on, and Brianna plugged her forthcoming album as well. And the version on the interwebs on MTV.com, MTV basically ripped all of the plugging out of the web-feed, lol. That’s sorta funny. I guess they’re shoving the minute hand on to the 15, asap.

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