Dream Log: 7-5-08

Lol, I just remembered my dream last night. I was in bumfuck god knows where and there was a mad gunman shootin’ up a neighborhood… Next thing I know, some sniper out of no where shoots dude down and I look from the bushes and it’s P.Diddy!!! (you know how Shaq is a cop in some jurisdictions), so Diddy wuz this cop there, lol. And I start talking to him and shit and then I get into interviewer mode like, “Yo Diddy can I just ask you like 5 quick questions on the spot and call it an interview?” and I ask him one question and instead his f-ing making the band guys answer the q and I am like dudez, stfu, I only want Diddy to answer. So we’re walking inside this building and there’s this black Lamborghini that some folks are doing a photoshoot with, and I am like, ‘yoo take my pic!,’ So I go by the car to get my pic taken, and then I look back, and Diddy bounced the fuck out! Like 20 mins later, I get a text from him saying ‘My bad yo, I had to fly back to NY cause the Knicks are playin’, ‘but tell me more about that shabooty.com…’

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Diddy’s making the band & the dream log. No homo.

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