El-P’s Blog Launched: Bastard’s Delight

For EL-P, delight time isn’t just in the afternoon, it’s whenever’s clever…

El-P has finally launched his official blog, which is already shaping up to be more gully than his myspace joint. El’s blog has been self-described as:

Anyway welcome to my new blog. where mustaches grow. where babble litters. where narcissism, incorrect spelling, and self promotion converge in to one fiery shit storm of mostly just random bullshit. one things for sure… i will only post when the mood strikes me. i hope you enjoy and thanks.

And also described as:

Paranoia, Brooklyn, advertising, sex, struggle, stupidity, teddy bears, zealots, unicorn jerky, war, mustaches, protest, hope and resignation. And some pictures. All brought to you by Def Jux’s El-P.
click here for Bastid’s Delight.

I hate to toot the horn of someone soo astute, but well, it made for a dumb ass pun. And I love those.

:)

Cheers!

p.s.

EL’s tour jumps off this Thursday in D.C.

Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, celebs, music, nyc, quotes May 5, 2008

McDonalds DriveThru Road Rage

Okay, so last night (2am ish) I am driving home and I am having a battle in my head… do I want to a) go home to eat…I had some food at home like cold-cuts/eggs/chicken –that sort of deal or b) do i want to hit up the mcdonalds drive thru. so the whole time driving home i was going sticking with the decision of going home to eat, but as soon as the fork in the road exits came, i pussied out, and took the exit for the mcdonalds instead. So anyways, I drive up, order a #1 meal (big mac), and then turn the corner to get to the second window and what do I see? I see what almost looked like a ghetto-prom afterparty in front of the frigging drive thru window! I mean wtf sure, in my college days we’ve done the proverbial -walk thru the drive thru drunk- but i drive up and there’s literally like 20 PEOPLE not cars in front of me. (I insta-flipped my lid)…20 fucking kids at the window –all being annoying “hey so and so i gotcha i ordered the crispy strips” –at this point I am trying to keep my cool. my patience was another story though. I wanted to hit em. This would be a perfect opportunity to mow down like 10 people, which all looked like they stepped off a ghetto prom bus or they were done working their shift at an indian casino. At this point I can’t stand it anymore–i stick my fucking head out of the window, and I am like yoo yoo can yall move to the side I am just leaving I just gotta go thanks– and they move and I fucking fly out of there w/o my fucking food cause I wanted to stab someone, using my rims. Well the plan then is okay a mile down the road is another mcdonalds. I drive down there, and I get to the order box and I say can I get a #1. The guy goes #2, #10,,and I go wait only numbers 2 thru 10 are avail? He goes no, ONLY two or only 10. UGH WTF I flip my lid again… wtf is this..can I just get a fucking big mac. Whatever I order a number2. Pull around, and yay no idiotic people in front of me. Just a cabby that was taking fucking forever so I started blasting my music. Anyways get my frigging food and head back, passing that other mcdonalds. I guess they finally cleared the drive thru of those douchebag people cause there were actually CARS there. Wowzers.

During that whole time I was mobile twittering. Here’s what I wrote, in the span of three minutes. Laugh

murphy [law] is the most genius comedy writer that ever lived! Wow

fuck I gotta pee too

god damn

Grrrrrr

I want to kill someone

this is fucking bullshit

fucking mcdonalds can suck my fucking dick

argh

sigh

Anyways, when I got home, I did squash that beef, that was my quarter pounder with cheese meal.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, nightlife, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation May 4, 2008

Trains In China (Sardines Video)

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loz9XpTqq6M]
a couple things about this viral video.

a) its funny as f—

b) i think really this is taking place in japan…

c) who cares, ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video May 2, 2008