I Have Very Hollywood-esque Dreams


Photo by Todd Westphal

Ahhh, I just remembered my dream last night. I was apparently the exec. producer for an independent horror film. I even penned the main ‘badguy’ character and created him. But then, I was trying to do re-writes and was trying to decide if it should even stay a horror film or change it into a hor-omedy, since comedy’s my forte (shaun of the dead -ish). Fast forward to on the set… I do remember just ‘happening’ to be around some chicks in the movie who were in wardrobe getting their costuming on. Very slutty outfits, but as the exec producer, I had to be there to oversee that they were slutty looking enough. Apparently, I also remember after finding out that while it was an indie-film, Warner Bros. was doing the distribution, and I didn’t have a writers credit for the character I had penned, so I flipped my lid.
I think that’s all I remember. I just remember I was back back in Cali Cali…

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLHoNDfB_A]
“Going Back To Cali” -Notorious B.I.G.

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To Live & Die In L.A. – 2Pac

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Here’s a bonus LA story, but it’s def. not dreamy (and is a real anecdote):

Re-cap of comedian Ant’s visit to the Howard Stern Show:

Ant said that a lot of gay guys won’t take long to screw each other, they just go right at it. Howard asked George Takei if that’s true and if he and Brad had done it. George said that they didn’t go right into it, they took it slow.

Howard said that Ant has a new boyfriend and heard that they went out and found a homeless guy to come home and have sex with them. Ant said he saw a guy who looked hot under all of the crud on his face. He offered him $50 to come home and have some fun with them but he refused. As they were walking away the guy said ”Make it a hundred” and agreed to come home with them.

Howard asked Ant where he found this guy. He said he was on Santa Monica and Fairfax and saw him hanging out. Ant said they didn’t interview the guy to find out if he was gay or not. Ant said the guy gave him oral and that was it. He said they cleaned the guy up and fed him before having sex with him. The guy blew him and his boyfriend and he did a good job at it so he must have been with other guys.

HAaaaayyyyyyyyoooOOH!!!

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