I met this douchebag last night, or his cousin, they all look the same.
I have a really interesting anecdote from last night. I could spill all of the details, and flame broil some assholes I ran into. But instead I am going to be cryptic. I’ll just mention a few things I can’t stand as a result of last night. In no particular order.
- guys who aren’t even a broad’s boyfriend getting defensive when i am talkin’ to her
- meathead azn guys…the small penis syndrome+cheapo roids bought in china town=bad combo
- meathead azn guys’ friends who are talking shit in behalf of the azn guy, while wearing a pretty fruity ass colored fitted hat
- the chick catches some shrapnel here: a fairly attractive chick, with what looks like the cheapest f-ing hair-dye job i’ve ever seen that screams white-trash
- your best friend knows the meat head and instead of defusing the situation, drunkenly makes a scene.
- …being so nice. i am standin next to this cool cat (a friend) who towers over me, big ass guy, asking me who over there is trying to start shit…and i tell him don’t sweat it no big deal. i could be eating filet azn asshole for lunch right now, but it’d be extra nasty to filet a byproduct of a dog-meat diet.
- corny montgomery county thugs need to go back to acting hard school.
- i make dudes insecure as SHIT!
- lastly, this sounds very gay but i am a comic, right? i don’t fight when I have my chanels on me…lol.