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I Am Divine…And You Are Swine. $


I met this douchebag last night, or his cousin, they all look the same.

I have a really interesting anecdote from last night. I could spill all of the details, and flame broil some assholes I ran into. But instead I am going to be cryptic. I’ll just mention a few things I can’t stand as a result of last night. In no particular order.

  1. guys who aren’t even a broad’s boyfriend getting defensive when i am talkin’ to her
  2. meathead azn guys…the small penis syndrome+cheapo roids bought in china town=bad combo
  3. meathead azn guys’ friends who are talking shit in behalf of the azn guy, while wearing a pretty fruity ass colored fitted hat
  4. the chick catches some shrapnel here: a fairly attractive chick, with what looks like the cheapest f-ing hair-dye job i’ve ever seen that screams white-trash
  5. your best friend knows the meat head and instead of defusing the situation, drunkenly makes a scene.
  6. …being so nice. i am standin next to this cool cat (a friend) who towers over me, big ass guy, asking me who over there is trying to start shit…and i tell him don’t sweat it no big deal. i could be eating filet azn asshole for lunch right now, but it’d be extra nasty to filet a byproduct of a dog-meat diet.
  7. corny montgomery county thugs need to go back to acting hard school.
  8. i make dudes insecure as SHIT!
  9. lastly, this sounds very gay but i am a comic, right? i don’t fight when I have my chanels on me…lol.

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May 31, 2008

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Yak Ballz…

Here’s an interview that Yak did with Karmaloop. The only thing I got out of it was that, don’t bring 40oz’s to interviews, unless the person being interviewed is as cool as Yak, and won’t bash you over the head with the bottle. Though I will say, if you gonna be rediculous like that, at least come correct with a nasty-ass brass monkey (aka the poor man’s mimosa)!

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

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May 28, 2008

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Flavor Of Love 3: Reunion Special Full Episode


It’s the final Flavor of Love reunion! Check out all your favorite ladies back together! (Click pic to view).

This was kind of disappointing….

*SPOLIERS*

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So Flavor brings out his babies momma and his baby, and proposes to her ass… while shrugging off Thing2. Poor thing! Basically proving the fact that you ain’t gonna find love on a reality show…you might find lust, cause nothing like the excitement of cameras and rented LA mansions, to get the blood flowing but at the end of the day it doesn’t mean ishh.
Oh well…at least his baby’s momma isn’t bad looking.

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May 28, 2008

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Dream Loggage, Itis-tastical

The ITIS struck last night…here’s the dreamlog:

So, you have a dream in which you’re in an arcade, playing a baseball arcade game, with a backpack on, and carrying a bunch of coins/tokens. That’s innocent enough right?
Apparently the dream dictionary thinks otherwise:

Arcade

To see or dream that you are at an arcade, suggests that you need to look back to a previous event or experience that brought you much joy and amusement. Alternatively, the dream indicates that you have manipulated others or that you feel manipulated. The dream arcade also serves as a temporary escape from reality. You are trying to numb and block out your problems.

Baseball

To dream that you are attending a baseball game, represents contentment and peace of mind.

To dream that you are playing a game of baseball, denotes your need to set goals and achieve them. It is time for you to stop goofing around and set your sights for the long term. Consider how baseball is often used as an analogy to sexual foreplay as in getting to first, second, or third base on a date. Baseball can have sexual innuendos where the masculine aspects is depicted by the bat and the feminine aspects is depicted in the form of the ball or the ballpark.

To see a baseball field under construction, refers to unresolved sexual issues.

Coins

To see coins in your dream, indicates missed or overlooked opportunities that come your way. To see gold coins in your dream, represent success and wealth. Silver coins represents spirituality, values, and your self-worth.

To see coins stacked in your dream, symbolizes masculine power, dominance, and energy.

To dream that you are flipping a coin, represents your casual attitude about making some decision. You may also not be taking responsibility for your decisions. Alternatively, it indicates your irrational thoughts.

Backpack

To see or carry a backpack in your dream, represents the decisions and responsibilities that are weighing your down.

$igh…

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May 26, 2008

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Vids O The Day: Kanye West “Flashing Lights” 2, Atmosphere – “You” (Conan O’Brien), AFI – Prelude 12/21


Atmosphere “You” live on Conan

Who the f- was that chorus singer/cunty? lol, Did she win a contest to be up there singin’ [off key] and shit? I know Sluggo likes making fans do karaoke and all


Kanye West – Flashing Lights (2nd Version) World Premiere

Here’s KanYe doing a very NYC-esque video -part2 of Flashing Lights.


AFI Prelude 12/21

RiP CaMU.

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Time To Go Fire Up The WiiFiT.


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May 26, 2008

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RIP Camu Tao


The shadowing/light on Camu’s face is from an angel above him.

From Cage’s Blog:

Tero Smith aka Camu Tao 6/26/77-5/25/08 R.I.P.

I am writing this only to kill all the speculation and nonsense.I believe something official will be announced soon.Tero had been fighting lung cancer for the past 2 years of his life on chemo. He didn’t want to go public until recently. His time was cut way too fuckin short. Music was his life. His pain and suffering is over. His music will live forever.
WM

Statement From El-P’s Blog:

CAMU TAO R.I.P.

TODAY, around 2pm, our dear friend, family member and musical collaborator Tero “CAMU TAO” Smith passed away in his home town of Columbus, Ohio. Tero had been quietly fighting for his life for the last year and a half after being diagnosed with lung cancer.

To those who knew Tero, he was an almost uncategorizable force of nature. Wild, hilarious, proud, loving, tough, outspoken, spontaneous and brilliant. He wore his heart on his sleeve and he dripped creativity, leaving inspiration and awe in the hearts and minds of anyone who was fortunate enough to see him work.

We, his friends and family, have truly had our collective hearts broken by his passing. Not only because of the loss of our friend, but because of the loss of his contribution to those who never knew what we knew about his talent and his potential. He was the secret that no one wanted to keep and we always knew that one day his vision and his heart could change music forever the way he changed all of our lives.

His departure from us all 1 day away from his 31st birthday is nothing less than a tragedy… nothing less than a crime. he was a gift to us all and he is irreplaceable. Rest in peace, Mu. We will love you forever. May god bless you and your family.

R.I.P.
Tero “CAMU TAO” Smith
born 6/26/77, passed 5/25/08
wm/cc

sincerely,
jaime “el-p” meline (on behalf of many, many wonderful and broken hearted friends)


Camu Tao – Samurai Champloo

RIP Mu.

S.


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May 25, 2008

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