FAU School Shooting Has Campus In Lockdown, Classes Canceled

Robert Downey Jr. is this movie. – Richard Roeper

Apparently the big whoop today is the school shooting in Florida. No offense but if you’re going to be an emo trenchcoat fuck, don’t do it in Florida. It’s too damn hot to wield around a trench coat down there, and ever wonder why Tomb Raider was always in booty shorts? Cause all of that ammo and shit is heavy and your crotch needs the a/c. Speaking of unventilated suits, Iron Man comes out this Friday (89% fresh). Damn, Robert Downy Jr.’s career has bounced back strong. Remember when he did the movie Black and White? B&W: (A group of white high school teens become involved with Harlem’s black hip-hop crowd), which starred Allan Houston (Knickerbockers fame) and Method Man? Ouch. And who knew that Ed Norton is the next Incredible Hulk? Anyways, I hope to see Iron man mainly cause Leslie Bibb is in it and I hear she’s more chiseled than ever. Oh, and she also must piss perfume, and defecate flowers, looking that hot. If I was dating her and we got in a fight, I would tell her to get on the dinner table and shit in the vase, cause I am telling you, a chick that angelic looking can only dookie out daffodil and roses and shit -minus the shit part.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, movie, reviews April 30, 2008