Akon’s Con Job – The Smoking Gun Blows Akon Bio Out Of The Water

The platinum-selling R&B artist has fabricated a past as ringleader of a “notorious” car theft ring who spent 4 1/2 years in jail.
This piece is probably the most impressive The Smoking Gun article I’ve read in recent years. It’s long but oh it’s good. Akon=horseshit artist apparently, but I don’t listen to his manufactured commercial shit anyways. The song with Eminem was okay, though.
First Akon dry-humps underage chicks on stage, then he fakes his bio to be uber gully when it was embellished. Yet, he manages sells millions. Thank the dumb-ass MTV generation that also happens to make “Danity Kane” a platinum selling music group. The next holocaust should involve every person that bought the Danity Kane CD, and make Akon the appointed historian, so no-one has an accurate record of it.
APRIL 16–In the hip-hop world, a performer’s street cred can often be gauged by the number of entries on their rap sheet, the time they have spent behind bars, or the gritty details of their illicit escapades.
By any of those metrics, the chart-topping R&B singer Akon appears to have compiled an exemplary outlaw resume, one brimming with scrapes from a hard knock life.
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