Want A Lunch Date With Artie Lange?

Want a lunch date, with the only man that could meltdown a pyrex? Artie Lange, crowbarred by Robin Quivers and her Girls Night Out Charity + Healing Bridges, have put up for bid a lunch date with Artie Lange on charityfolks.com (online auction house). The fair market value / starting bid was $5,000 and bidding is up to $7,500 with each bid being increments of $500.

Auction Details

• Time Left: 8 days + 17:03:15 or later
• Current Bid: $7,500.00
• Shipping: $85.00
• Increment: $500.00
• Placed By: cdalzell
• # of Bids: 6 (Bid History)
• Currency: U.S.dollar (US $)
• Started: 4/3/2008 6:00:00 PM EST
• Ends: 4/22/2008 6:00:00 PM EST
• Item Number: 10790
• Seller: Healing Bridges
• Fair Market Value: $5,000.00

If I had fuck-you money, this would be a fun thing to bid for, esp now that Artie is more infamous than ever. He’s responsible for one of the best talk-radio cliff-hangers of all time, in which his future of the show is in limbo. Gotta love that man though.

Couple more pix after the break (Artie’s butt-crack)>>

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Artie’s butt-crack

The day before Artie’s meltdown…during a commercial break, Robin, Howard, and Benji, discussing what to do with a baby-gorilla that has fallen asleep in the middle of the show.

p.s.

Unrelated, but check out this funny ass crank-call by Ned from Bubba The Love Sponge show on Sirius, in which Ned calls Crayola with suggestions for new color names (most of which are highly racist).

Permalink Posted in: howard stern, show, sirius April 14, 2008