American Idol’s Paula Abdul Is On Crack - Video Of Blunder

American Idol And Paula Abdul Discussions. 04/30/08.

Howard took another call from a guy who said that he was watching American Idol and saw Paula Abdul fuck something up. Howard said he had a clip from that show. He explained how the judges were supposed to stay quiet through the five performances. Paula ended up getting all flumoxed and told one of the guys that she liked his first song but not his second, even though he had just performed one song. He said that Simon Cowell jumped in and said something in a kind of protective way. Howard said there appears to be something seriously wrong with Paula.

Howard played the audio clip where Paula made that mistake. In the clip Randy Jackson gives his reviews very quickly and then Paula comes on and says that she wasn’t used to doing something like that and then talks about the second song that the one guy had performed. Paula said this was very hard for her. Then Simon asks her who she thought was her favorite.

Robin let out an ”Ohhhhhh” as if she felt something was seriously wrong with Paula. She asked what Paula had to write down that was so hard. Artie said he has an opinion of what’s going on there but he wasn’t going to say what it was. He said it was very sad to hear her like that.

Artie talked about a gig he did when he was on heroin at one time and how fucked up he was and how awful he was at the show. He said he’s not accusing Paula of being on heroin, he’s just talking about an experience he had.

The caller asked what Paula had to write down that she wasn’t able to keep up with. The guys said that they’re not sure because she could have just written down good or bad.

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Wowzers! WTF IS PAULA SMOKING!!!?!?! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Big Booty Hoe …Meet “The Shelf” AKA “The Apple Bottom”

BOOTY…BIG BOOTY…HOE! See who this belongs to after the break…

inspired by the comments found at SBPH

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, shabooty Comments(0) April 30, 2008

Iron Man Review

Iron Man Reviews. 04/30/08. [Via "The Howard Stern Show"]

Howard started off the show talking about seeing the movie ”Iron Man” yesterday. He said that it was great. Artie wasn’t there though. He said that he had to go home because 4 o’clock was a bad time for him. They talked about the movie and how good Robert Downey Jr. was in the movie.

The guys talked about how Robert Downey Jr. was in good shape and looking good too. Howard said that Leslie Bibb was looking good as well. Howard congratulated Jon Favreau on his directing the movie too. He thought that it was really good. He asked Robin if she thought that the original Batman, Spider-Man or Superman was the best super hero movie. Howard said that he’d have to go with Spider-Man as the best of the bunch. Fred picked that as well even though he hadn’t seen Iron Man. Howard said it’s still a great movie though. Robin picked Iron Man over Spider-Man. Howard said it’s a toss up and he’d give it 5 penises.

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FAU School Shooting Has Campus In Lockdown, Classes Canceled

Robert Downey Jr. is this movie. - Richard Roeper

Apparently the big whoop today is the school shooting in Florida. No offense but if you’re going to be an emo trenchcoat fuck, don’t do it in Florida. It’s too damn hot to wield around a trench coat down there, and ever wonder why Tomb Raider was always in booty shorts? Cause all of that ammo and shit is heavy and your crotch needs the a/c. Speaking of unventilated suits, Iron Man comes out this Friday (89% fresh). Damn, Robert Downy Jr.’s career has bounced back strong. Remember when he did the movie Black and White? B&W: (A group of white high school teens become involved with Harlem’s black hip-hop crowd), which starred Allan Houston (Knickerbockers fame) and Method Man? Ouch. And who knew that Ed Norton is the next Incredible Hulk? Anyways, I hope to see Iron man mainly cause Leslie Bibb is in it and I hear she’s more chiseled than ever. Oh, and she also must piss perfume, and defecate flowers, looking that hot. If I was dating her and we got in a fight, I would tell her to get on the dinner table and shit in the vase, cause I am telling you, a chick that angelic looking can only dookie out daffodil and roses and shit -minus the shit part.

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Howard Stern Show Prank Call: Joe Frazier Sound Clips

Prank phone call from the Howard Stern Show using a Joe Frazier soundboard. April 28, 2008,

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I Have Really Good News If You Like Free Music And 31 Cent Scoop Icecream!

What is there to say? Click the Baskin Robbins above picture for more info on the ice cream promotion, and then click the above album art for a free album…Hangar18 - Sweep The Leg (Viktumized Remix).

Would I send you astray? Me!? Never.

Oh, and mint chocolate chip for me. And if you enjoy root beer floats, you’re a fattie.

Oh oh, and these “promotions” have nothing to do with each other, other than I figured I would cross promote icecream and a cool remix of underground hiphop. Because I am cool like that.

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Permalink Posted in: defjux, music, shabooty, shabooty exclusive Comments(1) April 28, 2008

Carmen Electra Is Engaged And Going To Rush Into Another Marriage

Here are some rainbow pics I took last Saturday, to celebrate.

lol.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, shabooty, shabooty exclusive Comments(0) April 28, 2008

I Just Watched Juno And Yet Didn’t Feel Gay. I’m Officially Half-Mature.

Ellen Page & Diablo Cody

Damn, that was a pretty damn good movie in Juno, despite the chick-flickyness of it. Props to Diablo Cody, (the former stripper) for penning this movie. The next time a Lindsay Lohan-looking stripper is giving me a lap dance, and tries to get me to read their spec-script (”speculative” screenplay, for those of you not in showbiz), I am soo going to take it from her, and I might even get her to sign the towel separating her from my lap, as well, you know, just in case she becomes famous, and I want to sell her used lap-dance vag towel. Strippers probably want a lot of back-end money though, eh? Since that’s what their back-ends are: part of their meal-ticket. Boy, that Ellen Page is amazing though, for real.
So, this weekend I watched Cloverfield and Juno. I was def not feeling the unimpressive Cloverfield IMO, despite my blogger/friend of Stuffblackpeoplehate.com, saying “Dude! All of the white people die in it, what’s not to love?!?!”. ***SPOILERS*** Shiet, even the bastard-child in Juno…***SPOILERS***…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, movie, reviews, shabooty, shabooty exclusive Comments(1) April 27, 2008

Let’s Trade Mario Kart Wii Friend Codes And Play Online

The game is pretty awesome. Esp. playing with the wii wheel, really kicks the llamas ass and ups the fun-factor. It def works flawlessly. If ya wanna hop online and play moi, let me know (my friend code is pictured above). The game is def sick though, and def worth the pickup. I don’t think they used steering-fluid for this game/wheel combo, I think they used steering-crack cause this game is impossible to put down. Here’s the gamepro review.

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Permalink Posted in: nintendo, shabooty, wii Comments(1) April 27, 2008

What El-P Said. . .

El-P said it best…
so, imma let him say it~!

CHURCH!

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