10 Examples Of Annoying Publicity Photo Cliches

1) The Gay Publicity Photo -

I really hate gay publicity photos. Pictured above is comedian Pablo Francisco — wtf pose is that?
Some new fangled photography. Mad corny, and runner up for this category: Mario.

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2) The Fish-Eye Lense

This one could be listed for a million and one reasons. The fish-eye lense, the faux-gangster group photo, and the pointing at each other, just to name a few.
The gang-sign and the token black that looks like Silkkk The Shocker…the fatigue-print shirt…yawn.

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3) Musicians Photographed With Their Instrument.

It’s a good thing this guy is pictured with his instrument, ’cause while I still dunno who the fuc|( he is, at least I know he’s a musician.

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4) The In Your Face Crouch-Shot

See #3, as this is a double-offender. Magicians photographed with their ‘rings’/props -N- the never delightful CROTCH. Ugh.

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5) “Huggy Huggy”, “Lubby Dubby” Group Photos

Wtf, what is the opposite of candid? Being annoyingly ‘huggy-huggy’ is when you’re in an awkward hetero-erotic group huggles pose, as seen above.

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6) The Ancient Publicity Photo

Who doesn’t adore funny-man Artie Lange, but when this photo still adornes his official website, AKA Artie –100 lbs. ago and several moons past, you have to wonder who he’s kidding. I really don’t think Goodyear will sue him if he updates his publicity photo.

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7) The “I Have Abs” Publicity Shot

Okay, okay, we get it, you’re fit. You’re a gym rat…f-you.

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8) The “Stand In Front Of Grafiti”, So You Look Hood –Publicity Photo

This one also falls under the crotch-shot, & ‘I have abs’ category. Give me a break. There is no one Better Than Ezra [Masters].

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9) The Lets Take a Publicity Photo Next To Rented Shit We Can’t Afford, Pic

This is a pic of my homie so I hate to hate, but come on now, a private jet?
Why aren’t I hired yet, then, huhhhh?

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10) Pale On Pale, White on White, Wonder Bread on Wonder Bread

Here is the redhead Jim Gaffigan white on white –got damn. Sorry, I like to make fun of Jim Gaffigan. He’s a talented guy. And this one isn’t really a cliche, I just am easily amused.

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BONUS:

B) I Am Famous For Being On The Flavor Of Love 3, Let me remind you that I have 15minutes of fame, by taking publicity photos with my flavor flav clock still on…publicity photo.

Haha, I love Hotlanta –I want to say I hope she has my babies, but I do want to show remorse for her birth canal, that has had more passage in it than the Panama Canal during a flood.

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B2) Bonus #2

The Insane Brotha –Publicity Shot

Do I really want these shoes if they’re going to make me go insane and stand on top of a car?

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My apology epilogue:

To: jezign shoes –yes, I do want your above pictured shoes, esp. the green illuminating ones -in time for St. Patties.

David Freedman of Tempe12 –I wish I wish I was working with ya/for ya, and if you can’t afford the private jet now, I am sure you could careless, ’cause you’re surrounded by Arizona/college hotties for a living. Also, you’ll afford one in the near future.

Artie Lange –you’re my fav. stand-up comic, so what you’re overweight. And fck Dana’s biatch-arse.

Mario –sorry to his marketeer/publicist whom I know (sorry that Mario caught the shrapnel that he did). -yes btw, Mario will be on the new season of Dancing with the stars.

Hotlanta –you already left a blog comment for me once. gotta love ya for that.

cheers!

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