Hotlanta Of “Flavor Of Love 3” Fame’s Depressing Bio (Aka Bitch Be Crazy)

Photo via Myspace by J-lee

Just kidding, bitch ain’t crazy, but she is AKA, “Nikky Jamz”, and she does speak in first-person.

Here’s an excerpt of all of the shit she endured just to have a spot on Flavor of Love 3.

NARRATOR:

AS A 1999 SENIOR AT MCEACHERN HIGH SCHOOL, NIKKY JAMZ WAS AWAKENED BY THE NEWS THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT.

“I FOUND MYSELF FACED WITH SOME SERIOUS CHALLENGES VERY YOUNG. I WAS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BECAUSE I WAS IN A PREDOMINATELY ALL WHITE SCHOOL AND NOT ONLY WAS I PREGNANT BUT I WAS PREGNANT BY A BLACK MAN. I HAD TEACHERS AND COUNSELORS TELL ME THAT I SHOULD NOT EVEN TRY TO GRADUATE. I HAD PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT I WOULD NEVER HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AND THAT I SHOULD HAVE AN ABORTION OR PUT THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION.”

NARRATOR:

ALTHOUGH NIKKY JAMZ HAD EVERYONE AGAINST HER DECISION, SHE CHOSE TO LET GO OF HER DREAMS OF PURSUING A BASKETBALL SCHOLARSHIP TO UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AND BECOME A MOTHER. SHE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL WITH A COLLEGE PREP DEGREE, AND PUT HERSELF THROUGH COLLEGE AND RECEIVED HER CERTIFIED DENTAL ASSISTING DEGREE WITH EXPANDED DUTIES.

“IT WASN’T EASY, I HAD TO WORK, BE A PLAY HOUSEWIFE, MOTHER, AND A STUDENT AT THE SAME TIME. I WOULD BE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT AND WOULD HAVE BY BOOKS AND PAPERS STUDYING, MY LUNCH BREAK AT WORK I STUDIED AND IF I HAD TIME I WOULD GET SOMETHING TO EAT”

continued here…

So what’s the moral of the story?

WAHHH!

Try not to bang the dude you met at the friggin’ movie theater arcade that purposely lost to you to get a date. Because while the arcade game will sometimes jam and steal your tokens, but being NikkyJamz, the token white bitch, will give you some credits alright…in the form of plopping out ‘childrenz’….ENJOY!!!

p.s. She is hot though, no bullshit…very milf-tastic esp. for plopping out a 3-piece mcnigglette meal. $$$

pps.

Try not to be at EVERY friggin’ club appearance though, with your friggin’ Flavor Flav clock. sigh.

That chick has had more black in her than a moldy Pomegranate.

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