Cold-Blooded, Or Long-Winded?

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As Rick James would say, COLLLDDD BLOOOODED!

You should have seen me last night. I was at my place and my best homie came over and we have a friend in common from high school named Jerry (you know, one of those guys all into professional wrestling and into “The Rock”). Jerry’s now a cop in Baltimore, but he has these long winded stories. Shit, even when he isn’t telling a story, he’s long winded. And he can’t tell a story without doing a quote from a movie, or an impersonation, or making a “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” reference. So he calls my homie up while he is over and I get my homie to put Jerry on speaker, and he’s rambling on about a story about and arrest he made the night before. I mean not to take away form the story, as it was a heralding experience where he pulled over a stolen vehicle, made arrests, and *supposedly* recovered a loaded revolver. Embellished or not, it was a story that took 10 mins to tell. So then as a goof, I called Jerry from MY iphone (but we didn’t tell him that my homie and I were in the same room and that I was listening to the original conversation this whole time). Then, Jerry hangs up with my friend and starts talking to me and I am like yea man how you been? (While trying to keep a straight face), “Have you made any arrests lately?” And I just start busting out laughing, cracking up (I blame the cracking up on being drunk), before I tell him to stop telling the story already, and that we’re just goofing on him.

hayyyoooooooooo!

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Yak Ballz TeleVision On U-Tube Is Killing It

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#20 – Most Viewed (Today) – Musicians
#38 – Most Subscribed (This Month) – Musicians
#56 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Musicians

Here’s the latest:

Yak Ballz performs ChaChing (Clap Your Hands) Live at the New York Record Release Show at Rebel NYC.

I think this track should be the first single off the new album.

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Is Will Sasso An Enormous Douche Or Is It My Imagination?

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Will Asso?

So, I was in touch with Will Sasso of MADtv fame (and not much else?), about doing an interview. When I say, “and not much else” that’s always a ‘slant’… sort of like the story producers of MTV’s Laguna Beach, take all of these dumb and vapid people and push the limits of their producing abilities to try and make them interesting. So, I was gonna make Mr. Sasso come across like he’s still happening & publish it on the google-news crawled, Los Angeles bred, LAist.com.

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New Fav Song: The Blow – True Affection


Music Video: The Blow, True Affection

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn’t wanna see
Down to the bottom

I wanted a junction and often there was one
You’d surface face first and we’d share our thought bubbles
And I still believe in the phrases that we breathed
But I know the distance isn’t fair to cross

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn’t wanna see
Wanted you nearer

Your depths made a pressure that punctured my works and all your fluids couldn’t tolerate the force of my thirst
I love the place where we shared our tiny grace
But just because it’s real don’t mean it’s gonna work

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn’t wanna see
Wanted you nearer

And true affection floats
True affections sinks like a stone
I never felt so close
I never felt so all alone

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn’t wanna see
Wanted you nearer

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Apparently Doing Steroids Might Make Your Balls Shirk, But Won’t Kill Your Sex Drive, Right Mona Lisa?


The DL: Wyclef’s Valentine Greeting…maybe Fugee means “Funk+Loogie”, no wait I am thinking of spunk.

Now if you’re still drooling over that faded ol’ picture of the one that got away, we feel for you here at the DL. But if you have found that special someone that puts up with all your crap, then we have a treat for you: Wyclef Jean has a very personal message for all the DL lovers out there on this Valentine’s Day.

Big Ups to Paul-squared @ SpinnerAOL