Afterthoughts On The Oscars 2008

Ellen Page, of “Juno” fame

-I haven’t seen There will be Blood yet, but I am a PTA (Paul Thomas Anderson) fan boy, hence why I call him PTA. So, I was sad to not see him win, not so much that he deserved it, I just don’t ever like to be wrong.

-I didn’t watch the red carpet. I’m not teh geh.

-Turned it on around 11pm.

-John Stewart playing Wii + the child calling him “Mister John” was funny (I watched this on youtube).

-It was good to see the chick from Juno (Ellen Page) finally dolling herself up and not playing down her looks, like her character in the movie –’cause she’s a cute chick.

-According to blogofhilarity, Jonah Hill was there. That is one man that will probably make use of everything in his Oscars’ gift-bag, down to the vibrator –err personal massager.

-And I agree with BoH, I wouldn’t know the chick that won Best Actress from a hole in the wall, because that must be where she crawled out of.

-Is it just me or did Denzel Washington seem a little irritated when he was reading the winner for Best Picture?
He just rushed thru it, in a hurried manner. I was hoping he’d create a little, Deal-or-No-Deal-esque suspense. Or should I say King-Kong-Aint-Got-Shit-On-Me, drama.

-Paul Thomas Anderson will win an Oscar for best director one day. I think the academy snubbed him so that he’s forced to continue churning out great works until he finally gets his golden statue. If only There Will Be Blood had a prosthetic penis in it like PTA’s previous work (Boogie Nights).
Oil + Father-Son Story + Mark Wahlberg’s Rubber Dong = Winner!

-Michael Moore def. isn’t sicko, ’cause he’s big as a house, I think that’s why they gave him the end-seat on the row, in case he needed to spill out into the aisle with his blubber. (Btw, I am a MMoore fan, this is just how I show love).

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[Picture via WENN Photos]

George Clooney with shit-eating grin & arm-candy Sarah Larson

p.s.

What was with all of the promos for the ABC+P.Diddy movie, A Raisin In The Sun?

I dunno how Diddy is in this tv-movie, but the way he over-the-top acts on his Making The Band reality show, is downright glamorized buffoonery. Or should I just call it, Raisin in the Sunnery.

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