New Trailer: The Love Guru (Mike Myers Movie)

The Love Guru Trailer

In theaters June 20th, so grab your punjabi friends and check this one out, that’s what I’m gonna do.

Permalink Posted in: movie, youtube Comments(1) February 29, 2008

10 Funny Things Seen In Porn

ten funny things in porno - voyeur pornos
No offense, but being the random folk in the background of a porn shot in public is pretty funny (as seen above).

Horrible tattoos esp. on creepy porn-star guys

so called “milfs”, but really just over the hill / long in the tooth, pornstars

orgasmo, the movie

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Permalink Posted in: american idol, chick, howard stern, humor, movie, nsfw, shabooty exclusive, snatch, video, youtube Comments(4) February 29, 2008

VH1 Flavor of Love Season 3, Episode 3: Reindeer Games (Full Episode Online)

Click the booty to view.

[booty inspiration: raymi the minxycat]

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Permalink Posted in: show, tv Comments(1) February 28, 2008

All The Girls Are Sitting Around A Pile Of Gold

Goood.

Your child’s school-system should rename career day to “shabooty day”, ’cause who doesn’t want to grow up to be me? I serve sarcasm-sandwiches… but to chicks I say I am a sandwich artist.

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I think that’s all I have to say,
oh and here’s a cool song, that inspired the title of this post.

The Blow - Pile of Gold

DL here.

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Permalink Posted in: music, shabooty Comments(0) February 28, 2008

How To: Smash A Penny With A Train

An in-depth how-to video of flattening pennies or other coins on a train track, and debunking the derailment urban legend at the same time.

requirements:

• 1+ Penny
• 1 Train
• 0 Life

Just don’t be one of these assholes:

* In 1992, Rolyn J. St. Louis (45), a homeless man in Columbus, Ohio, died while pennying the tracks. He’d placed a penny on one set of tracks, then stood on another, unaware that the oncoming train he’d heard was coming down the set he was standing on.

* In 1997, Shelly Lynn Wice (14) and Jessica Ann Hart (14), two teens from Oil City, Pennsylvania, died in similar fashion. They were standing on one set of tracks watching for a train to flatten the pennies they’d left on another set of rails, when a train took both of them. One girl died at the scene; the other died a few hours later in hospital.

* In 1986, Laura Ann Foote (18) of Chico, California, didn’t get out of the way of an oncoming train quickly enough — the train flattened her and her penny.

* In 1996, Bruce Darling (25), a father of two, was hit full on by an InterCity train traveling at 110 mph at the Cramlington station in Northumberland, England. He’d been trying to flatten pennies after getting the idea while drinking with friends.

* In 2007, retired police officer David Buffa (55) of Ripley, New York, decided to jump in front of a train on to show how a penny would be flattened by it. While trying to climb back onto the platform, he was struck by the train.
[via snopes]

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Permalink Posted in: video, youtube Comments(6) February 27, 2008

Perez Hilton Getting His Own Record Label?

If the devil blogged, smoked the hog, and was a smurf.

I’m Gel’n Like A Felon Uses Shaving Cream As Lube In Jail. Okay, not really.

Word on the musical streets is that Perez Hilton is getting in the music business, by way of having his on label imprint at Warner Bros. [See: You Knew It Was Coming: Perez Hilton's Getting A Label | Stereogum] at a salary of 100,000$ a year (now you know why this is ‘ew’ news).

After reading this despicable news, I need to get my own piece of a barf-bag business ’cause I think I just threw up in my mouth and could use a jumbo bag.

While this endeavor will no-doubt produce such hit compilations as: Queer As Folk OST Official Soundtrack Vol. 2, and a new, New Kids On The Block album, but wtf is that shit….

Okay, let me not hate totally -Perez has some okay musical taste. (I am not being sarcastic for once).

But really? Really?

How long until the “Leave Britney Alone” “guy” starts selling me Anal Lube?
Don’t sell me Astro-lube unless you’re from friggin Houston…the capital of h0m0z.

Whatevz.

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Permalink Posted in: humor, music, ventilation Comments(0) February 26, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl on Wii, Coming Soon!!!

EBGames is having a midnight launch! (Saturday night…) $5 Dollars to pre-order there.

Toys-R-Us also has it for pre-order online, should you care.

All I know is that I reserved my copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl today. I have contributed to my days worth of nerd-dom.

It comes out two Sundays from now. Mad nerd-mother-fluckers gonna be lining up at 10pm, on Saturday night. . .in costumes and shit with one token girl, which’ll be their sister.

I ain’t waiting in line (I am not a total shmoe). If I’m out for the night, I’m out for the night, so I might just get it the following Sunday –unless ‘aint shit going on, then I’ll roll in after midnight.

True.

I could do the official nerd-blogger thing, which is take a picture of my receipt, proving that I have in-fact pre-ordered it.  Okay fine, I give in, let me see. . .what crappy picture I get get. After the break.
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Permalink Posted in: nightlife, nintendo, shabooty exclusive, wii Comments(1) February 26, 2008

Murs - Please Leave (Live) Utube Video

Murs performing the song, Please Leave - live at the Vault 350 (Long beach, Cali).

Is it just me, or does Murs look like the last boss in Doom 2 with his hair like that?

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Permalink Posted in: hiphop, music, show, youtube Comments(2) February 26, 2008

Are You A DoucheBag? (Real Ads For The Official Las Vegas Travel Site)

Yes these are real, or should I say, fo’ sho’… Check out their page.

I will wait to check out their rates though, before I get the douche-chills…brrrrrr.

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Permalink Posted in: nightlife Comments(0) February 26, 2008

Amy Winehouse - “Love Is A Losing Game” (Truth & Soul Remix) + T&S Compilation Out Soon

Amy Winehouse @ Coachella 2007

Audio: Amy Winehouse - “Love Is A Losing Game” (Truth & Soul Remix)

Yes, that shiet is raw comin at your jaw. The hiphop musician/production duo of Leon Michels and Jeff Silverman aka Truth & Soul, are releasing a second compilation called Fallin’ Off the Reel Vol. 2.

I was introduced to these cats with their Amy Winehouse remix joint that is off the chain (above).

Then, I peeped their Wu-Tang remix live videos with The Chef, aka Raekwon.

Good -ish! Cop their new album on March 11th. There will be one Wu track on it: “PJ’s” with Raekwon…

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Permalink Posted in: brooklyn, hiphop, music Comments(1) February 26, 2008