Man kills, cooks and possibly eats girlfriend, police say

Jesus F*ing Christ, I guess he Lex Luthered that hoe, now watch me youu stewww

Here are some of the grisly details:

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother’s home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer’s mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

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Speaking of Bad Things Happening To Others:

me to leroy on sat night: “i wish i could give out karma points”

leroy: “you mean play god?”

me: “yeah, sorta, i mean this is a nicer way to wish bad things on people
-5 karma points for you! HUZZAH!”

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