Ezra Masters AKA Buddha From I Love New York Season 2, Claims Punk & Tailor Made=BiSexual Lovers

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Buddha is sort of like Debo from the “Friday” movies, if Debo did yoga.

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MEEEOWWW, the claws are out. I Love New York contestant Buddha is making some shocking allegations on his Myspace page. He suggests that contestants Punk and Tailor Made were bisexual lovers. Here’s how he described the first interaction between the two:

The Punk & [Tailor Made AKA] The Maid “boy wrestled” with each other in the limo THE ENTIRE WAY OVER to the first date with New York. You’ll notice the two of them continued to “boy fight” each other with ass grabbing and “couple tussling” in the seat pretending to REEEEEALLY want to sit next to New York while just so happening to be rubbing asses and sit on each others laps.

I’ve NO problems with gays but “I ain’t that” and I damn sure don’t play that way and neither do ANY grown heterosexual men that I know of. (PERIOD!!)… you call it.

He also added:

Punk is bi-sexual. New York though so from DAY ONE and that’s why she gave him that name. All of his bi-sexual attics were purposely not show by VH1.

Sounds like sour grapes to us. Y’all know that we reported yesterday that Tailor Made wins New York’s affection. Who knows maybe Punk can join them in a threesome…..

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwrpDUDgmfE]
Buddah hitting Tailor Made

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Well, we know Midget Mac from the show isn’t gay…

I will say though, the way the producers edited the show together, I wasn’t that much of a fan of Buddah, but after reading some of his myspace blogs, he’s sort of won me over, esp. after giving me some behind the scenes 411 on how things really went down on that final show:

EPISODE 11 – THE FINAL CHAPTER

NOTE: Please excuse any typos. Because of my lack of time I committed the sin of not spell checking (kids… NEVER do that! LOL)

Hello All,
Yes this show was filmed the month of July. I just happened to be booked to make several appearences back here in Jamaica so that’s where I am. I just found this internet cafe so I’m going to write just the highlights here because they’re charging me up the ante to use this computer… LOL. I’ll be back in Miami after this.

1. Surprisingly VH1 decided to show images of praying. I pray each day to the rising sun and each night to it setting. I pray as low as I can (with my forehead to the floor) to show the utmost respect to the most high. I pray how I want to regardless of what religioius tradition dictates. My relationship to God is a VERY personal one.

2. The Maid pulled a GRRREAT move on me that first night… LOL!! He knows I ALWAYS feel like throwing up EVERYTIME I watch his grown ass grovel and plea for her affection. What you didn’t see is THAT NIGHT he slept over with New York. Me calling on the phone was ordering room service and looking up was me watching Television… I didn’t know her phone number because we weren’t allow to speak to her off camera. If I did know her room number I would of just gone over there… DUH!! LOL.

3. My day with New York was VERY romantic, I just hate the fact that production screwed up relaying those romantic moments to you (the views) by constantly interrupting the television flow with the pathetic escapades of The Maid.

4. Back at the house with Priestess Patterson (the day of The Maid’s date) Patterson proclaimed to me that she was “a Voodoo High Priestess” and could see deeper that what was on the surfice. To her shock, I told her “I already knew” she was long ago and her “mis-representation is a large part of the reason I am here in the first place.” She claimed to be afraid of me because she saw something “within me.” She said she looks at my eyes at times and sees that “someone else is there”… I told her, “MANY someone elses are there all of which are under control and show themselves when necessary. Under control but will never die… like her fear and all those like her, of me and the few like me.”

5. The night I was telling New York she was blind was primarily because I told her The Maid came on this show simply to conquer, by any means necessary, the One Black Woman that is in the hottest spot light in the nation right now simply to prove the superiority of him and those like him (take that how you want it). Given his lavish gifts he could of bought any simple-minded superficial model in Manhattan but instead he chose to come on national television and buy YOU reiterating the propetual sterotype thinking that, “women of color are only worth the dollar you give them.” I told her that “if you let him buy you now you are now and will always be JUST another product to him and when another newer product comes along you’ll be retired.” She pretended to be understanding and worth more than the prices he put on her… keyword “pretended.”

6. Our night ended under the tree in this conversation:
New York: You think you’re so much smarter than me with your big words and education!!

Buddha: What do you want me to do Tiffany!! Dumb myself down?! Stand a little shorter!? Speak a little softer?! Yes I’m educated! Yes I’m street! Yes I have money but a HELL of alot more to offer than paper… THAT SH*T IS EASY TO DO!!! Yes I’m real and if you don’t feel comfortable with that then that’s YOUR issues with YOUR insecurities I’m done catering to them and you SEVERE trust issues! If you want someone to lie to you, pamper you, and crawl around the house on all fours wearing your dirty under and shoes you choose THAT BITCH (The Maid) and let me go home!

approximately 10 mins later after we’d established her trust was the problem… (in the grassy area under the tree)

New York: I do trust you 100% (in hindsight this was game to get me to fall for her.. LOL) and I want you to stay over but Tailor said that if you spent the night he will go home in the morning.

Buddha: Well as I already told you we wouldn’t have sex until this show is said and done. I didn’t plan on spending the night with you but besides that I thought YOU were the “head bitch in charge?” It sounds to me like The Maid is the “head bitch in charge” if she’s calling the shots to you.

New York: Its not that I just want to be fair.

Buddha: How are you being fair when he spent the night with you in Miami & last night and I’m sure you two didn’t JUST hold hands all night?!… you know what … don’t answer that. It’s too late for your mind and like your mother, you’re lost . I wish you two the best and have a good night.

I kissed her on the cheek and walked away… for the last time. THAT’S why production did not show you how the night really ended and THAT’S why I didn’t act surprised when she eventually picked The Maid.

Soooo… now that the rumor mill is exhausted let me officially give my last

Good stuff! Here’s some bonus material, (Buddah on Hell Date & Buddah vs Tailor Made remix):

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciuEg4rLAMI]

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQk-MDCPwc]

and last but f-ing not least, this one of Buddah’s myspace friends cracks me the f- up! Mochahontas! That is one gangstar bitch.
Mochahontas


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