Wu-Tang – ODB & Method Man on swedish TV ’97. PART 1 of 4

pt. 2-4 here

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DReAMS I HAD THiS WEEKEND
I got robbed but didn’t give up anything,
friend ends up popping shots to kill the robber, and goes to me, “hey sha -tell me if I got the robber,” ends up killing some innocent bystandards instead.

i chase down a lady who kidnaps a kid in broad daylight (mainly cause I happen to be wearing my running shoes at the time), while running, i’m yelling to people of what’s going on so they would help me chase her down, we put her on citizens arrest, give back the kid to the momz.

i wuz an undercover cop and brought down a major drug ring over a 3 day period, (sat-mon), i rushed the process because had to be back at my other job on tues., major shootout occurs, explosives do rest of job, we strip down (not naked) so clothes/evidence is burned up in the explosion.

let’s say a ‘loved one’ …is playing basketball outside by this basketball court, there just happens to be a recycling trash compactor , right next to the b-ball court. when they go to chase down a loose ball, they fall to their demise amongst trash and water drainage , I try pulling through the trash/muck -bag but am unsuccessful -i wake up (as they are a loved one).

a murder mystery with a rapper – apparently his wife was murdered -the connection to him? his girlfriend was the first responding officer to the scene and fu*ked with the crime scene (if not directly responsible).
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MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE CASTING

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NON-ATTRIBUTABLE CHAT LOG(S) UNLESS BEING USED IN A FUTURE SCREENPLAY.
and royalties are due.
:)

i said this to my friend who works at maggie moos but is going to quit soon (when she goes to school in south carolina)…so i told her, “save ur outfit thats my fantasy to be w/ a cow that wasnt a fat girl” :]

(cause cows put out, obviously).

speaking of cows, this fat chick was bragging she had sex earlier w/ her bf –
she also is all cryptic like, “pretty wild night, ooh it was nuts, before the sex was just nuts, the moral of the story is always wear a condom”

but she wouldnt tell me what the fuck she was talking about!
and wouldnt tell me what she did so i got pissed!

me:
ur lame cause u brag bout having sex, but when u have a chance to be interesting for once u cant…
11:38
lol

cow:
11:38
i choose not to
11:38
that makes me great

me:
11:39
no, makes u fat chick that is bragging bout som1 being able to keep it up for them for once

probably a Cleveland steamer
those are definitely wild

heh i jus told this chick: id date u in a half a heartbeat
and ill bang u in an irregular heartbeat

i like it!!!
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ALEX PARDEE. . .the interruption… a photo essay (sort of).

Some of my favorite Alex Pardee [art]works are belowâ€¦ well, the first one isnâ€™t really a “work,” but rather aâ€¦

Fucked up hand puppetâ€¦ :)

Or should I say, has the potential for a fucked up hand job. :)

Anyway, this guyâ€™s the manâ€¦ in two words, his artwork reminds me of Earthworm Jim+Angel Dust. So, if Earthworm Jim smoked leak, the result would be taking place on Alexâ€™ storyboard (David Perry would be proud).

More of his stuff here, on AP’s official blog:
http://eyesuckink.blogspot.com

Tell him I sent ya & enjoy teh captions. cheers!!!
-shab00ty-

jacked up hand puppet

el-p magazine cover

give me something 2 break, how ’bout your fu*kin face

i told you not to be stupid you moron

drawn, pre-sandman spiderman-3 days…(cage dvd cover)

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I AM GOING TO BE CRYPTIC ON THIS ONE, BUT IT’S FAIR TO SAY,
I have balls of brass…long as they’re in the “shade”…

don’t be sick of me… someone has to set trends.

oh btw I experienced this tonight in FULL FORCE:
…my new CC aviators, cause dumb trendster suburban girls to tell me they like my Chanel shades.
I can’t tell if that’s good or bad. $

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