THIS IS A CORNY EMAIL THREAD BUT WHAT THE HELL. . .

TRAFFIC QUESTION!

Most men will get this right!

Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

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Permalink Posted in: misc Comments(0) April 30, 2007

‘NOTHER ONE OF THOSE STORIES
‘nother day, another gyro story!
I was telling my friend ’bout the sat night gyros thing…
so here it is pasted…

*INSERT*
though the bombest ones are in DC after you’ve been drinking …
had one on sat night it was money $$
ya know like when you have beer munchies like maddd
i was prepared to get a gyro and a jumbo slice of pizza
(but this was in dupont cir. so (sort of like the Chelsea of DC))
…from the gyro place i had ordered a gyro -right, and got a styraphoam cup of water (free water) in my hand, and was walking to the pizza place to meet my friend and these gay black guys on the corner were busting my chops like
HAYYYY WHAT U GOT IN DAT CUPPPP
i ignored em and went to the pizza place and the brotha in line in front heard me talking to my friend
and he wuz agreeing w/ me.. lol. he was like, “yea man fu*k them dudez”…i was like yea them fu*kaz would prolly come up in here get some fruity toppings and shit, get a fruity pizza w/ pineapple and shit, lol… dude was getting heated in my behalf lol….
anyways, i head back to the gyro place, passed those guys again, and again they flamboyantly going:
HAY U STILL AINT TELL ME WHAT’S IN DAT CUP!!!
sigh………… i again ignore them
…too hungry to partake in that one-way convo.
wtf :)
then we were sitting on these steps we always sit on in dupont circle and
these two guys start making out in front of us…
i was just looking away then my friend is like
EWW GET THE FU*K OUT OF HERE, LOL –
my friend [vietj...] gets mad as shit over that stuff
i just ignore it
i dont wanna instigate some gay dude knifing me up or something
or shoving a pool stick up my ass at gun point
:P
I’ve seen that in the movie IN TOO DEEP w/ LL Cool J
Ne ways… the gyro was goooood, despite being heckled by some homosexual douches…

[if there is any anti-gay sentiment in the above, it's obvs. a joke :P]
$

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STUDY: Lesbians -twice as likely to be obese
God -twice as revered in dark comedy

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NBA LIVE ‘08 to the Wii!

Sporting fans can get their balls bouncy with confirmation of NBA Live 08 heading to the Wii for an all out dribbling session with some of basketball’s top players courtesy to EA.

According to GameSpot, EA Canada is heading the project, and has confirmed that the title will at least be making an appearance on the Wii and Sony’s PlayStation 3. Washington Wizards’ star Gilbert Arenas has been confirmed to be gracing the game’s much sought after cover slot.

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Worst Music Video EVER

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Puppy Jumping

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WAS IT A DREAM OR A NIGHTMARE IF YOU CAN REMEMBER EVERY VIVID DETAIL A DAY LATER?
Dream log: 4/29/07
had a weird dream … i was back at my elementary school saying hi to my old teachers walking down the halls showing love etc… and i look outside back where we’d fuck around as kids during recess… soccer field etc… well where once was the field… with the fence , then down the hill was a creek…that was how I remembered it… well present day, with me looking out back, there was no serene creek, no worn down soccer field… just a giant raging white water rapids—(really rapidly moving water), with jagged ass rocks… and then I look across and i see some kids? (i’d say 20 some yr old) climbing on the rocks…with the raging waters below him (essentially no where to go) then some rescuers, with lines, trying to save them… i remember the only way for me to be at a vantage point to be able to see what was going on, i too had to climb up on some slippery rocks –putting even myself at risk … i look onward as this one guy was climbing …rapids below him… people were trying to save him but it almost looked like a non-win situation… as soon as that thought goes into my mind –exactly that happens… this one guy loses his footing… swings downward and crashes into some sharp rocks, but still is barely holding on… i think his stomach gets punctured by a jagged rock (this will be confirmed a couple seconds later) …he is still hanging on and a rescue worker even gets a hold of him but at that point his intestines start showing and oozing and his large intestine gets caught on a rock, as soon as i see this i start to cringe… he looked pretty much dead as his guts/intestines just started spewing out of him …a very vivid bright red as you can imagine while everything else around him was in dull pastel colors …at this point i look away as i can’t bare to look on anymore – n i wake up -irl (in real life) … ugh. trife.
…anything to not digest the school food, eh?

update:
According to Glamour magazine’s Dream Dictionary,
here is what this could mean:

Intestines

To dream of your own intestines is a sign of physical strain; get more rest. If the dream involved severe pain, you should consider seeing a doctor. A dream of human intestines other than your own signifies a period of worry concerning a close friend or a relative. Animal intestines featured in a dream predict an impressive improvement in your lifestyle.

…I guess you could say that?
shrug.
:(

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MIA o yeah

Originally uploaded by miami fever.

guess I’ll blog this too since it’s hood-tite

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MIA last one of the night

Originally uploaded by miami fever.

lol that guy on the right
hates himself

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