D A W G . . .
shabooty
11:53
damn u were in my dream last night
11:54
u said…this one broad u were making out with… u said “this girl, her best feature i could tell… she has a good heart” and i say “wtf u mean? figuratively right?” and you go “no literally” and im like wtf “you ran heart tests on her? lol” …..

Leroy
11:57
wtf

shabooty
11:57
lol
11:57
i dunno dog

Leroy
11:57
thats crazy
11:58
how am i gonna say some chick gotta good heart

shabooty
11:58
AHAHAHAH
11:58
thats what makes it funny (:

Leroy
11:58
thats one of those dreams that you start laughing while your sleeping

shabooty
11:59
i remember being a lil jealous cause the chick was a 9 at least [out of 10]]… then when u came and told me that …yeah i was like aight dawg lol…. lunchin [out to lunch mentally]

Leroy
12:00
i guess my tongue went down her throat so far i could taste her heart

shabooty
12:01
laugh.. when u were going there i thought u were going to compliment her perky tits cause u were sorta making a hand sign towards her chest lol

Leroy
12:01
LMAO
12:01
thats just creepy behavior

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I FOUND LOVE ON A REHAB SHIFT (:
Me and patient 247290Zed
[that wuz a joke btw]





hrmm after my haircut last week, Beckham and I have similar hairstyles… shrug $

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Jessica Biel’s amazing ass.

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ODDS AND ENDS

• JESSICA BIEL IN HER UNDIES
• Paris Hilton sucking off Cee-Lo?
• With five private jets, Travolta still lectures on global warming
• Hot Chicks on Toilets…rate them!
• MySpace Sues ‘Spam King’

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Prank Calling Ken Sander

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I Heart Huckabees Lily Tomlin/Director Freak Out

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Lily Tomlin freaks out on director of

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THOSE TiTS ARE MAKING THE DORK [HER BRO], THE HOMECOMING KING :)
Shyamali Malakar-Sanjayah’s sister…

HRM Are those things legitimate er I mean that pic… omg wtf…!

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Nuke bomb hidden inside Hillary on ‘South Park’
Cartoon spoofs ‘24,’ Drudge Report, MySpace, AOL, eBay
dl here

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DREAM LOG CIRCA 3/29/07
Commence:
I had the craziest dream—so after work I am meeting up w/ a pal… my dad drops me off i am meeting with none other than will farrel the jokester and well i am asking Will …let’s go!– we’re at the parking lot–it’s snowy/ice on the ground –he gets in my scion to drive and is relentless –he doesn’t wanna go until he can f- w/ my head n freak me out –he’s driving… so he starts speeding through the parking lot, cutting through the snow, and then accelerating towards hazards ….plowing towards other cars making them avoid us by them swerving out of the way–he’s trying to spin my scion out of the way– like wtf!– i am telling him, “wtf are you doing!?!? even though u could afford to pay for any fucking damages…stop!”– he sees cars coming straight ahead towards us and charges/slams the accelerator — I’m like WTF—- they all swerve away, one swerves to avoid us —hits another car, none other than my dad in his car [he dropped me off]…. next thing I know after the accident that we caused, my dad hops out of his car and charges the driver of that other car, pisssed!— and a big brawl starts as all of the drivers involved start going after each other– me and will also jump out of our car and start charging the “mound” (center of the accident) if u will, and try and stop the post accident fist brawl -my dad goes headfirst into the drivers window of this other car going after the driver still belted in.. –next thing when I get there…I look in the car and my dad is like knocked out in this other car in the middle of a fight/pile up…. I wake up when I see him passed out… wtf….$

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